Dog Piss banana girl

I want to know too. Actually I want to know about quite a lot of the older stories on that thread, most of them seem to have been before my time - which suggests that 'hitched classics' have been dying out for a long time!

Waaah, dog's piss banana bag girl was me ? When I was about six, I ate a banana while waiting for the school bus and naughtily threw the banana skin on the floor. I was seen doing this by a passing woman who told me off and made me pick the skin up and put it in my bag. Sadly, while she was telling me off (and in full view of all my friends) her dog was pissing all over the banana skin, thus making me DPBBG and meaning noone would sit next to me on the bus ? I actually changed my name on here to DPBBG for a while, only for someone to steal my real ID ?

? That's brilliant ? I really shouldn't hitch while eating breakfast though, it's too dangerous.

Thank you! I'm sorry for dragging it up again. It is very very funny though.