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Clairy
Beginner October 2003

Euphemisms for sex

Clairy, 8 August, 2008 at 14:07 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 29
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I know you'll be good at this, Hitchers of old ? esp as I have just spotted Sparkley around ?

Am writing the Editor's column for the magazine, and we have an article about sex, written Hitched's own gorgeous sex pot, MrsB. I want to use as many euphemisms as possible that are funny, but nothing too rude. Such things as 'bravely going in on our behalf' (not that that's a euphemism, but you get the jist)

any ideas?

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Latest activity by Sparkley, 8 August, 2008 at 16:49
  • trixie
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    Lying back and thinking of England, that kind of thing?

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  • CountDuckula
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    The beast with two backs

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  • Clairy
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    Both good, esp the Shakespearean one. Rude and classy ?

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  • Mandie
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    Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing? ?

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    Is parting the beef curtains too rude?

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  • trixie
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    ? That just sounds soooo horrible!

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  • HeidiHole
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    Taking one for the team...

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  • Clairy
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    Flaming nora, yes, and it just made me guffaw out loud in a public area and interrupt someone's business meeting ?

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  • Sparkley
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    I like it when people on here refer to it as marital unpleasantness ?

    PMSL at Lois ?

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    ?

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  • breezer
    Beginner September 2003
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    I can only think of "Doing the wild thing" and "getting jiggy with it".

    Although i am not sure about the second one?

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  • Sparkley
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    How about when a man goes home to stoke the fire........??

    Hmm, I am not very good doing it in a non-rude way ?

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  • Sare
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    Dip the wick

    Bumping uglies

    Fornication

    Horizontal tango

    Hot meat injection (threw that one in for effect)

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  • TuttiFruity
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    Bumping Uglies?

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  • trixie
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    There's always Doing the Deed, Knocking Feet, the Horizontal Tango (or something like that!)

    I've just taught H the phrase MU - he didn't get it. But it isn't unpleasant, was his comment...I was so flattered ?

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  • Clairy
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    Hot meat injection? ?

    I'd use 'gentle, tender sex' but I don't think the general public would get it ?

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    How about hiding the sausage?

    How about a cleveland steamer?

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    xx

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  • trixie
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    A bit of 'ow's your father?

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  • Clairy
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    Cleaveland steamer? Why does that make me think of Nick ?

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    no idea, but please don't put it in your article?

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  • Sare
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    You don't like meat? Ok, how about Saucing The Clam?

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  • Peaches
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    Rumpy pumpy

    Bang yer bones

    Getting some tail

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  • Rache
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    An early night

    indoor sports

    a special cuddle (sorry)

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  • SophieM
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    The pigskin bus pulling into Tunatown? ?

    I like marital unpleasantness too. Nookie? Intimate relations? Doing one's conjugal duty?

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  • RuthG
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    I think I'm going to vomit ? ?

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  • trixie
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    This one has reminded me of a phrase I saw being used by a Dad in a parenting magazine a few years back...bouncy cuddles. It was what they told their child they were having if he/she walked in on them....bleurgh

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  • princess layabout
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    Goings-on

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    Summer Cabbage? WTF is that ?

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  • Sparkley
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    I used to do a lot of bonking in my younger years ?

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