Eurovision Song Contest

I will be - H is at work so I can watch without listening to his moaning (but if my OH had spent the whole day polishing his car I would also be subjecting him to it!)

I didn't realise it was on. Not the same as it used to be in my youth though!

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I'm watching! Gonna go and make some popcorn in a mo

Whaaahey!

This is obviously the perfect place to b!tch about hideous outfits and ugly eastern european men then, save my OH from complaining about my chattering!!

We're watching, H printed out a sheet from the BBC website for each of us to grade the acts. I think it's all part of his plot to keep me distracted so I don't moan all the way through it. ?

Eeeeakkk!

OMG...

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....SING-A-LONG on the red button!!!

Oh no I forgot old terry wasnt going to be doing it anymore. I hope Graham is good.

It's not going to be the same this year. No Wogan. I couldn't decide whether to try it or not bother, then H just put on a DVD so I guess he's made the decision for me.

ME!

I've printed off my scorecard and I am ready.

Come on Jade and Andrew! ?

Hideous child attached to some balloons ?

Haven't gone as far as printing the scorecards off!

The gymnastics is fantastic - not sure about the music/strange noises though.

Does seem quite weird without Terry

Cirque always has that sort of music/noise thing going on!

So far Graham is making H and I laugh so cant be too bad

I'm watching, complete with score card. So far I think Graham Norton is the perfect substitute for Wogan!

Lol at him not getting the coat off correctly!

Can't believe we have to wait until song 23 to hear the UK song - boo!!

Zoe - please ignore my ignorance about cirque!

What do we think of the toilet roll dolly presenter?

Agreed.?

There is no way I can stay up that long - have been in London all day training to mark SATs papers - think I might put it on the radio and listen to Ken Bruce getting drunk while he commentates. Was looking forward to watching as H is at work all night but will just listen instead.

Is it just me or does that one with long black hair look like she may have been a man?

Toilet roll lady - bizarre peach dress!

Israel's entry - sh!te!

YUP,

The long dress is hiding a mahooosive penis!

Ive just found the sing-a-long red buttony thing. oh i will enjoy it tonight! Good thing my neighbours already hate me! ?

I didn't reckon much to the French one. Was it me or was her dress too big under her armpit?

£37K for a dress? Sweden needs a reality check!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disco Disco Disso

Graham is very much going for the wogan style of presenting but hes pulling it off.

this sweden one is pants.

She looks so much like Ulrika Jonnsson ?. She's rubbish apart from the opera parts.

Surely SWEDEN is a man, check out the arm muscles!!! wowsers

Didnt take a lot of notice but did you like her little dance at the end?

Would you pay 37,00 euros for this dress? Norton was on wossy this morning and was saying about it then. Think she's quite pretty though and the top half of the dress is quite nice. Oh and do you think she's wearing stilts under there - she appears to be really tall!

I agree on both comments. And I think they were seriously ripped off with that dress

What's this swedish entry on about??? ?

The french woman definitely needed a better fitting dress. The Swede looks like a man.