Eurovision Song Contest

And he didn't straddle what appeared to be a giant stapler at the end.

Bosnia-Herzegovina is a bit meh, which is a shame, as they actually have a very lively music scene (though I've actually been there quite a bit recently, unlike most of the other countries participating this year, so I'm probably biased).

I'm wondering if the subtitles are accurate, and if so what the smegging hell this is about... "give birth to me in month of May, bathe me in water clear, I keep one world" and with the little drummer boys in the background.

I wonder if anyone would guess that they're from a war torn country?!

Costumes?

Drums?

nahhhh!

<aside> my dad had the same hair cut as the guy from bosnia for about 35 years <aside/>

Im not liking this act but I really do love the set this year.

Did that Bosnia guy not look like the guy that was in Eastenders? (Biancas guy who had a relationship with her step daughter?)

That song was a shame it wasn't very up there...

Wahhh hilarious..I kept thinking what's with the legs!!

Welcome peasant/gypsy girl to the stage

Anyone think that the Russian "Miss World"in the postcard sections, looks like a prettier Danielle Lloyd?

Now this is more like it - I love the CGI braces in the backdrop.

Why on earth does that guy have a mop? Cheesy tune love it!

OK, all three of us (me, JK, JK's best mate) have just voted this the runaway winner so far - you can't beat a bit of traditional Eastern European folk dancing.

Thats a bit catchy!

Has anyone seen Eurobeat? The stage show about eurovision?

I'm quite liking the energetic chappies in the background of this one.

I just said the exact same thing to my OH!!! ?

Malta.....

.............Mick Hucknell - Post opp?

Yeah, that's who she reminds me of!

Also that dark haired lady just now looks like Mercedes from Hollyoaks...

Malta is exceptionally dull, though she does have an impressive number of chins.

I've not heard ours all the way through, but it's a ballad isn't it? There are quite a few ballads so I think a cheesy pop song will win it. Moldova were fantastic!

Malta = boring

And she keeps doing the stupid head shakey thing. not a good look!

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Or Abi Clancy.

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Ohh it's Lily Allen for Estonia.....

The Estionian singer is v pretty...she has an elfin look kinda LOTR Arwen style hair too......

Ohhh ans she plays the violin!! Impressive

It's a SANE, brunette, Lady Gaga, for Estonia!

My h2b seems to think Malta may win, and thinks this Estonia one is good too ?

It's Ronan!! ?

Waaaaah, you really can't tell Ronan wrote this can you??

What's happened to Ronan's face?

The Ronan Keating double is freaking me out!