Eurovision Song Contest

It was very obvious that Jades trained in musical theatre...... song was blah.

Dance music translates better in the european market eh.....

I really liked the UK entry, I hadnt realised that the general consensus was that it was pants

Boohoo

That was much more catchy

The UK doesnt want to win as we cant afford to put on eurovision when all the public money is already going on the olympics.

I love jade but our song is so wrong. its a cert that we wont win with a song thats all about it being my time.

andrew lloyd webber looks like a creep

Finland was shite at its best ?

Yes, but that's because it'll be Eastern Europe for evermore - they've got the bloc vote totally sewn up.

Now if we had a song about East Anglian fruitpickers sung by Poles and Slovaks... ?

"come on and take me"......didn't realise Spanish girls were so easy!

Our song had poor lyrics....count how many "it's my time" there were in the song......(where there any other words???)

I think spain have raided the strictly come dancing wardrobe dept

I agree, I think its probably the best chance we've had in years. Especially as she's toured europe with the song and Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote it. He's very well liked in Poland apparently!

Haaaaa! lol

Yup, with fireworks, a giant stapler and some gigantically gay backing dancers and we might be in with a shot.

Against my will, Graham Norton is making me laugh a lot.

I really don't think you can compare the cost of eurovision with the olympics ? countires who are basically in the third world have been hosting it for years.

Are any of you actually going to vote?

(sniff) I thought it was very very good - if we dont win it would just be nice to get a respectable 80 points for once instead of "Nil Point " all the time!

Now that sounds like a challenge.

"I pick all the soft fruits, I'm laying down new roots, in the new land of UKaaaaaayyy

The locals abuse me, employers just use me, no benefits and little paaaaayy"

Greeces entry is just a revamp of one the hits from London Boys... remember them??!

Ooh la la i am going to...greece and ajerbaigan and armenia and.....

The year we did full on europop with that group in the rubber airsteward outfits everyone else went serious and we still looked completely wrong.

I voted for Portugal, I thought the lady was amazing and I am singing the song to myself as I type!! I loved it

God, no! ?

I think the only time JK and I actually bothered to vote for anything on telly was on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! when John Fashanu was up for his fourth consecutive bushtucker trial.

As an East Anglian, inhabiter, I am enjoying this muchly!

I loved the London Boys! Didnt they die in a car crash? IIRC

Ooh, Moldova or Germany or Ukraine? Hmmmmm.

Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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...which leads into a "Hey hey hey!" and then the Morris dancers come on.

How can it possibly fail? ?

Me too!

Think it was a plane crash....one of them anyways....

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Sare, I just wee'd a little with your song...how can we lose with that, brilliant lyrics!

I never knew the London Boys were killed. In an alpine car crash caused by an drunk driver apparently.