Favourite made-up words...

Bajoolas - boobies

Amazeface - amazing, spectacular

Cacklepants - Hilarious.. ie 'omg did you see flow fall over earlier, was so cacklepants'

Am sure theres hundred of other that me and Mr F use, il think of them!!

Dogonal - how little T used to pronounce diagonal

meh - depending on tone can be something really bad or really good

Flow I may have to steal this one please - just the word make me laugh!

Not sure I really have any made up words.... my friend uses 'holibobs' for holiday which kind of stuck, but that's about it!

Deggs. As in "What's for tea? Boil deggs" Sometimes "Fry deggs".

F*ckstick. A name for someone.

"Space" instead of "past the hour", as in "Shall we meet at 20 space?". Came from him as a predictive text insertion and has stuck. We have also passed it on to others. It actually sounds really normal to me to say "Ten space" now

ETA: I have seen you guys use "amazeballs" and "amazeface" words on this site - I am trying to lever them into my lingo.

Variation - twunting fucktard

I am a fan of the Amazeballs and Amazeface.... and Awesomesauce!

Twunt is also a good'un.

I am also quite partial to CB's use of Bumtrumpet. Makes me giggle.

Mr C's fav in the car when road raging is Turdburger. Nuf said.

Amazeballs and holibobs are used here too.

Arsepipe is a current favourite insult of mine at the moment.

Most of the ones I like have already been said. Amazeballs, f*cktard, hollybobs, fantabulous, amezzin, robdog, twunt, arseholdered, wanktard, bajongas.

Oh and ... ballcocks for b*llocks

And barsteward. Although that is sort of a word.

If someone annoys me I like expressing this by calling them the naughty c-word followed by 'puffin' under my breath......

I love this one! ? It's a very satisfying thing to say. I may now have to repeat this regularly throughout my working day.

Witchy poo mountain - something that is a bit eerie/spooky. E.g. "Ooohh, that's a bit witchy poo mountain"

Breasticles... - Lady lumps

Twonk - My dad loves this one

There are various other combinations of words - i like to add two words together for example - F*cking ugly - fugly, Green soup - Group

REALLY annoys OH. so i continue!

Another vote for mahoosive and Hitched fave Twunt

also as an insult Bumder (thanks to Inbetweeners!)

Mortificado ?

Nicked it offa Lisa on the Capital FM Breakfast Show

Must say I have used bajoolas a few times from here!!

Also my sister calls her lady bits her fandango which always makes me laugh!

My H is the best at making up words so will keep thinking...

We had a game at work last week where we had to come up with as many names for boy bits and lady bits as we could think of. We were very bored to be fair!

My favourites for lady bits are:

Foofoo
Flange
Fanjita

To add to your list, Sammo:

Front-bum, ladygarden, foof, mimsy, vajayjay.

Mr RB was watching that car programme where they fix up a car and sell it on (very boring). Anyway, they said the word flange so I started to pay attention. It's actually a rubber thingy merjiggy used in the engine.

I had previously thought it was just a made up word for lady bits too.

I thought flange was something a plumber put on pipes.

It might have had something to do with a pipe in the engine.

I love numpty and use it a lot - had to laugh because my Australian boss used it in a business meeting the other day and then again later in a more private conversation to call someone a 'effing numpty - and then checked with me that he had used it correctly! Had me in stiches.

Old ones were chish and fips (fish and chips) and par-cark (car-park) which I taught my non-native English speaking ex...who still uses them!

Nibbly nob-lies for bits to nibble, ie, twiglets, crisps, dips would all be nibbly noblies - my poor mum had no idea and asked me very loudly "but Samantha, what ARE nibbly noblies!" - bloody funny.

I love making up new words, using them for a while and then moving on - only to hear people say the words back to me as though they are proper words!

Words for your lady bits : tuppence, and my step daughter used to call it "her whistle" - totally flummoxed me!

Knob-jockey for someone who is a complete twunt.

Least favourite, but sadly widely used over here is "jinglies" to refer to anyone from Pakistan/India/Sri Lanka etc. I hate it but its a common term and very much accepted.

Arsebiscuits. Self explanatory cursage really..

Doofer - TV remote because it will do for turning over

Whatsit, thingmbob, doobree, whatshisface - all words for people or things you cant remember the real name for

Wireforks - fireworks

Zackabee - it was just a childhood for made up by my brother for fire engines

Haha I like it! We just call the remote the "telly commander"

I call it the "oojamaflip"

I use the word Twillock ( conglomeration of Twit and Pillock)

I also use the word Fruit in place of F**k a lot of the time, although more recently i have been proper swearing because i'm so fed up with certain people.

Woman - a word to describe someone/ or an action that you don't like (This is derived from when my sister and i used to play Tomb Raider with my sensitived eared niece close by. We didn't want her picking up bad words so we used to call lara a 'woman' everytime we got something wrong, and it's kind of stuck in our family - i forget people don't understand what we mean by it.