Argh, H has to go to his boss's house on Saturday night for a fancy dress party with a French theme. I can't go as we can't get a baby sitter (ooh, what a shame)
He doesn't want to do the usual string of garlic and beret so the only thing I can think of is give him a huge nose and go as Gerard Depardieu. Or I could fashion him a guillotine to strap around his head using coast hangers and foil. ?
I think you can see that we need some help ?