I got this as a text message the other day.....
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Are you insured for sex?
The following is a list of insurance companes for a specific type of sex
Sex with your husband - LEGAL & GENERAL
Sex withy your future husband - MUTUAL TRUST
Sex with your boyfriend - STANDARD LIFE
Sex with your sectretary - EMPLOYERS LIABILITY
Sex with a prostitute - COMMERCIAL UNION
Sex on the phone - DIRECT LINE
Sex with your biographer - QUOTE ME HAPPY
Sex with someone different - GOCOMPARE.COM
Sex with a transvestite - CONFUSED.COM
Sex with an animal - COMPARETHEMEERKAT.COM
