G'day Possums

Hey there. I can't answer any of your queries (though will be interested to read other replies!) but I wanted to say welcome back from one of the losers! The new style forum has grown on me, I'm sure it will on you too!?

and who the *** are you? ?

thank you. i know its quiet on here these days but hope there are enough people around for some fun for an hour or so.

Yo! How are you Pansy?

Ah, you might not know me, but I remember allllll about you! the benefits of being an all day lurker... mwahahaha (sinister laughing)

? i jsut thought you were a regular who had changed their name

i came to stalk you mrsjess. ?

thats fab about your book. congratulations, you established author you.

im good thanks. Have had the parents over so got a few nights off and had a good few glasses of wine too many. Noah was one last week. Where did my baby go. sob.

Slummy mummy ?

Pans, did you put Noah in an egg and take a photo? ?

I can honestly say when i first started on BT for AGES i used to think SAHM stood for Sat at Home Mum ? All those lazy biatches eating cake and not lookng after their baybehs. Im nearly as much of a dimwit as you.

? at do your front garden. I'm round the back actually, want me to trim your bush <<rubs knees in delight>>

I am at work, 2 days a week on a temporary contract. im the events manager for a trade show at a hotel chain. Its fab and i love it. I'll be gutted when it ends. I am loving the other 3 days i have still. Its defs been the best year of my life.

Are you working full time on books now? Are you retiring soon?

Ola Pans you old slapper.

Hole's son is still looking for a purpose. He had a date though. hole had to nag him to brush his teeth before meeting her. She was called Sophie. It didn't last.

winkle thats a fab update. it probably didnt last because he had bad breath and she dumped him.

noah has been dressed up in everything BUT an egg. the poor baby has been tortured. if it wasnt full of nutters on here i would post them all.

We were telling a colleague that she was actually a bunch of grapes the other day, and found this outfit. You should get one for Oscar.

will put some on facebook. i have to dress him up as a fairytale character in a couple of weeks but can only think of Shrek. [rofl]

Have you not finished your degree yet? do you keep resitting years ?

wont let me open that picture? is oscar the name of my next baby?

Erm, yes. It's your next baybeh. ?

Hello Pans. Alright?

One already? That's flown past. My baby is off to school in 8 weeks <weep>

'Ello Pans

Nope, he hasn't got married yet, but it won't be long before he does. Mind you, it's not all plain sailing for him - he told me at the weekend 'all we wanted was a bloody quiet wedding with none of this fuss. It's all for other people' !!

Welcome to the world of weddings Big Bro! ?

We booked our flights on Saturday. If this wedding is cancelled for any reason (why on earth do I have the fear of doom that it will be?) we won't be happy. Flights at an all time high ?

You know, when you said it was the best year of your life, I got a warm feeling inside. Really glad for you!

IRis, school? OH my word. Thats so old. They will be leaving home next. they are not allowed to grow up.

peaches, i cant sympathise with you. my bros girlfriend is up the duff and i just think he is going to screw it up.

i hope after all the trouble you have had with dates etc it doesnt get cancelled. if it does, send him an invoice !!!

awww, fluffy wuffy. Its true, its been up and down but it really has been an amazing yhear. i've met some brilliant girls and we have all had so much fun hanging out being mummies and drinking wine ?

PMSL .. like that one would get paid!!

He didn't seem excited at all about the wedding, but there was a glimmer when he told us their rings were ready. Mind you, he shot me down in flames when I asked him what colour they were! 'You just don't get my psyche, do you' he said.

Oh, and then proceeded to tell me how we went overboard at our wedding for the 3rd time ?

Anyyyywayyyyy .. sounds like fun being a 'slum mum' and hanging out drinking wine all day! Wanna trade your slum mums for my Afternoon Tea snobs?!

This has to be fate - the first day I'm properly able to get back on here and lots of people I recognise are around [phew]

How are you all ??? Peaches how is the US of A ???

? WR

How the devil are you?!

The US of A is wonderful thanks. I'm blessed with great weather (even the tropical storms are stunning!), great friends, a brilliant social life and, well, just everything! So much so I've booked an appointment with a lawyer to try and get us Green cards ? At least that gives us the option when the time comes to choose to go home ... or not!

How are things with you?