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Erin8
Beginner June 2014

Guilty pleasures and those you don't see the hotness of

Erin8, 24 July, 2014 at 05:22 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 59

Following on from the thead about hotties....

GUILTY PLEASURES

John Bishop (His annoying voice and caps that are too big -his wife is a dentist as well!

Jeremy Kyle at times (l know this is incredibly wrong, don't worry)

NO HOTNESS

Ryan Reynolds. (Mr Erin pointed out years ago that his eyes are too closer together and all l can do is focus on that now!)

David Beckham (not sure where to start with him, the voice for sure).

Steven Gerrard (chav)

John Terry (as my Mum says "that ferrety looking man")

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Latest activity by *Teabag*, 3 August, 2014 at 18:33
  • AuntieBJ
    Beginner September 2014
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    Oooh, this needs some consideration!! I need to reread my original thread and I'll be back!

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  • *MM3*
    Beginner June 2014
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    Guilty pleasures :

    I used to fancy Richard Hammond and no idea why haha

    Jimmy Carr - Again he's not my type at all, I blame the sense of humour..find myself attracted to people who really make me laugh. But yes, would completely say yes.

    No hotness :

    Daniel Craig
    David Beckham
    Ryan Gosling
    Channing Tatum
    Gerard Butler

    A lot of my friends fancy Jamie Oliver as well and I think he's horrible, always foaming at the mouth haha!

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  • Ali_G
    Beginner October 2012
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    Ahh, we were having this conversation as we were going round the course on Saturday.

    My guilty pleasure is Martin Kemp. His eyes ❤️ and he is sexy with his silver hair.

    My no hotties are Chaning Tatum (his head is way too small for his body) and David Beckham.

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  • D
    Beginner April 2014
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    Guilty Pleasure - Dom Joly - he's just so funny and smart!!

    No Hotness:

    Channing Tatum - what one would call a 'prawn' - rip the head off Smiley winking

    David Beckham

    Johnny Depp

    Brad Pitt

    Totally going to be thinking of this and adding throughout the day.....

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  • AuntieBJ
    Beginner September 2014
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    Ok. My guilty pleasures are:

    Richard Hammond because I just think he's little and cute!

    Gregg wallace from Mastercheg because he makes me laugh and I highly rate a sense of humour

    James Masters as Spike in Buffy. Even with the ugly face he is hot!!

    NO HOTNESS

    David Beckham just ewww

    Jamie Oliver. I did until my daughter met him and he was downright rude. I can't stand rudeness!

    David Tennant. What? Why?

    Gary Barlow. I just don't get it! He literally makes me heave!

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  • D
    Beginner April 2014
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    Totally get the Gregg Wallace thing - although he wouldn't let you share dessert!

    David Tennant can move on to my guilty please list ?

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  • Knees
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    Guilty pleasure - Tim Minchin. Completely not my type at all, but there's just something about him. Maybe his piano playing talent.

    No hotness - definitely David Beckham. Do not see it at all.

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  • InkedDoll
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    Guilty pleasures:

    these are all from my "barking up the wrong tree" series of crushes:

    Derren Brown

    NPH (if he counts? Not sure...)

    Nick Grimshaw (I know, I KNOW)

    Also:

    Richard Osman (I bet he's FILTHY)

    Jon Favreau

    I also used to quite fancy Richard Hammond but not recently. Same with Justin Timberlake

    Not hot:

    David Beckham (I DO NOT get this one at all)

    Robert Pattinson (I think I'm too old)

    Also in the 90s at the height of his ER fame I didn't get George Clooney. When I was having surgery and regularly going to clinic I remember the staff on the orthopaedic reception desk had pics of him pinned up on the wall and I just couldn't figure out why people fancied him. Now he's older, I kinda do too - a silver fox thing obviously.

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  • Pompey
    Beginner June 2012
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    Guilty pleasure:

    Michael Fassbender. Ever since that scene in the Councilllor where he does rude things to Penelope Cruz... ?

    No attraction whatsoever:

    Beckham. Irritating twunt.

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  • Loopz
    Beginner March 2013
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    Guilty pleasure.... Alan Rickman, John Hannah,

    No hotness... David Beckham (eww), Jason Statham, Channing Tatum, Robert Pattinson, Brad Pitt, Damian Lewis, Daniel Craig

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  • kharv
    Beginner March 2012
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    Totally agree. It's the intelligence too, I think!

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  • D
    Beginner April 2014
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    WHY IS HE A GUILTY ONE? Surely a pleasure by anyone's standards??

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  • Pompey
    Beginner June 2012
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    I only started fancying him after that scene though... Never liked him before.... And MF thinks he's gross. Obviously, I now assume he's amazing at stuff.

    Incidentally, have you ladies seen the video of Michael Fassebender, Hugh Jackman and James McAvoy all dancing to 'Blurred Lines' on the Graham Norton show?! O M G. ?

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  • *J9*
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    I'm not sure if I have a celeb guilty pleasure (apart from Channing Tatum, I guess as you've all ripped the poor guy to shreds ?)

    Maybe Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow - I don't fancy him normally but as Captain Jack there's just something yummy about him and I don't usually like long hair on men!

    No Hotness:

    David Tennant - why????? He reminds me of a weasel

    Probably loads of others but my brain is fried this morning!

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  • InkedDoll
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    I do think Tim Minchin is hot but following him on twitter put me off him a bit. I don't doubt he's very intelligent but for some reason he has a real thing against homeopathy and gets very ranty and defensive about it. Dara O'Briain is the same. I don't even have any strong feelings about homeopathy, it's just that closed-mindedness and attitude that adults need to be told by someone else what they should and shouldn't do that really bugs me.

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  • D
    Beginner April 2014
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    I still haven't seen the film in it's entirety Smiley sad He's super hot in real life with a lovely accent, albeit a little on the short side but hey can't have everything Smiley laugh. I think it's amazing how he looks different in EVERYTHING - don't forget Shame - see a lot of him in that!

    Off to youtube the clip!!!

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  • D
    Beginner April 2014
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    I want to watch the whole ruddy episode now...

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  • WickyWack
    Beginner July 2013
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    Link please!!!

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvEHxne2m1U

    From the same ep watch the clip about fan art/fiction - it's too funny!

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  • WickyWack
    Beginner July 2013
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    Couldn't wait! Watched it.

    ❤️

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  • D
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    Best thing I've seen this week (apart from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV8k2cpAptU)

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  • kharv
    Beginner March 2012
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    He has a thing against anything that can't be proven. I was brought up catholic but it doesn't bother me at all.

    Homeopathy has no proven medical benefits that I'm aware of!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBUc_kATGgg

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  • InkedDoll
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    No, it doesn't. I've only used homeopathy once in my life and I accept it may have worked because of a placebo effect, so I'm definitely not a pro-homeopathy campaigner. I guess I'm just more open-minded and happy to let other adults make their own choices, you know? (Children are a different issue obviously.) I'm a Christian too and the fact he's a vocal atheist never bothered me - just something about the homeopathy thing really grinds my gears. (I can't watch youtube at work so I dunno what that clip is, sorry!)

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  • Panjita
    Beginner May 2011
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    I am not sure if there is something wrong with me, but at the moment, there is no one famous that I fancy.

    I don't get the following:

    ALL FOOTBALLERS & SPORTS MEN - Dull as ditchwater

    Channing Tatum - Inbred

    Ryan Gosling - Why the long face?

    Ryan Reynolds - Eyes are too close together

    Charlie Hunnam - Are you forgetting QAF?

    Robert Pattinson - Looks like he needs a good scrub

    Daniel Craig - Just not good looking at all

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  • cinnamon009
    Beginner December 2014
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    Guilty pleasures:

    Any male that has come out as gay I feel guilty about fancying. As if by doing so I am disrespecting their choices. Which is odd. So Derren Brown is a guilty pleasure.

    Ray Winstone. He is like a hairy troll. But there is just something about him.

    Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones as in the character rather than the actor. Not sure why this is guilty pleasure - possibly because he isn't conventionally attractive or because the character can be evil?

    John Bishop. His accent does it for me. Not too Liverpool but enough to be sexy. Pre Oh days I once copped off with a guy purely because of his gorgeous Liverpool accent. I kept my eyes shut. ?

    No Hotness:

    David Beckham and all the other footballers.

    Johnny Depp

    Tom Cruise

    David Tennant. too weedy. Eat something man. I could snap you like a twig.

    Justin Beiber - obviously I'm outside of the target audience of 10 year olds but ugh. ugh. ugh.

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  • SillyWrong
    Beginner October 2014
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    My guilty pleasure is not a pleasure at all. I don't take any pleasure from it. It's more of a dirty secret I have no control over.

    Sue Perkins.

    She makes me go funny in my tummy. I thought I was getting cured when i watched the Great British Bake Off and she was cringingly annoying but all it's done it make me feel worse about going funny in the tummy. Honestly, she creeps in on my fantasies sometimes! URGH!

    No Hotness: Angelina Jolie. Sure, she's pretty, especially in films like 'Changeling', but give over - she's not THAT special!

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  • DrBuffles
    Beginner August 2014
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    I can only think of one and I am very embarrassed about this one........Alexander Armstrong! I literally don't even know why. I think possibly his posh sillyness but really not sure!

    Really don't get

    Channing Tatum - I have two friends that would chew their own arms off for a night with him and I truly cannot understand it!

    Ryan Gosling - blondes don't do it for me

    Beckham - urgh

    Brad Pitt - He improved marginally in the Oceans films but I think it was just his relationship with hotty Clooney that helped

    Robert Pattinson -understand this the least. I just don't get it. He looks ill and pasty.

    Gerrard - his voice/accent urgh!

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  • AuntieBJ
    Beginner September 2014
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    Ok, Eddie Izzard I get, but Russell Brand??? Oh Kochanski! Lol

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  • MadamRed
    Beginner April 2017
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    Guilty Pleasures (those ones that won't get me busted if anyone I know reads this):

    Tom Hiddlestone

    Benedict Cumberbatch

    Gordon Ramsay (when he was younger. Not so much now)

    No Hotness:

    Pretty much most men that 99% of the female population find attractive, but especially Robert Pattison, Jamie Dornan, Leonardo Dicaprio

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  • ~Peanut~
    Beginner December 2012
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    Guilty pleasures: Derren Brown, Tim Minchin and Ed Sheeran. Are we sensing a theme?

    No thanks: Vin Diesel and Jason Statham. I don't like the really stereotypically manly, all brawn and no brains men. I like men to be in touch with their feminine side!

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  • ~Peanut~
    Beginner December 2012
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    I would put Russell Brand on my list too, but I think he'd intimidate the crap out of me if I ever met him in real life.

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  • AuntieBJ
    Beginner September 2014
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    Oh no, no, no!! I'm all for a bit of fantasy and stuff but NOT with Russell Brand. Just ewwwww!!

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