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Beginner March 2013

Help! Can you come up with a humorous expression of surprise starting with. Well,... ending in call me...

Going2theChapel, 15 March, 2013 at 13:18 Posted on Planning 0 2

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For example, So far we have

Well, Paint me green and call me a pickle.

Slap me with bread and call me a sandwich.

Fry me in butter and call me a catfish.

Well, Butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Well, roll me in corn-flour and call me dinner!

Well, bow my legs and call me Bambi

well, roll me up and call me curly

Well pierce my ears and call me drafty

Well glaze my nipples and call me Rita

Well, shave my legs and call me grandpa

well wet my feet and call me Ducky

But im not entirely sure i like them all?

just in case your wondering its for our table names

thank you in advance!

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Latest activity by Sam&Louise, 15 March, 2013 at 14:00

Beginner January 2012
ForTheLoveOfMrsBrown · 15 March, 2013 at 13:23
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Well Love me tender and call me Elvis (this is ace for a wedding)

Well shut my mouth and call me luggage

Well . . Paint my toenails and call me Mabel

Well, buy me slippers and call me Dorothy

Well, strip my gears and call me shiftless

Well, Wet My Feet and Call Me Ducky

Well slap my forehead and call me stupid

Well feed me nails and call me rusty

Well, rub my belly and call me Buddha

Well, tickle my giblets and call me Butterball

(C&P from t'interweb)
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overtherainbow · 15 March, 2013 at 13:28
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One we say up here is Well, take my picture on a foggy night.
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Beginner September 2015
Sam&Louise · 15 March, 2013 at 14:00
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All I can think of are rude ones! The one that immediately sprung to mind was a quote from Southpark- which i'm sure you don't want at your wedding ?

FTLOMB posted some goodies though, lots to choose from there! How many do you need?
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