Help! Can you come up with a humorous expression of surprise starting with. Well,... ending in call me...

Well Love me tender and call me Elvis (this is ace for a wedding)

Well shut my mouth and call me luggage

Well . . Paint my toenails and call me Mabel

Well, buy me slippers and call me Dorothy

Well, strip my gears and call me shiftless

Well, Wet My Feet and Call Me Ducky

Well slap my forehead and call me stupid

Well feed me nails and call me rusty

Well, rub my belly and call me Buddha

Well, tickle my giblets and call me Butterball

(C&P from t'interweb)

One we say up here is Well, take my picture on a foggy night.

All I can think of are rude ones! The one that immediately sprung to mind was a quote from Southpark- which i'm sure you don't want at your wedding ?

FTLOMB posted some goodies though, lots to choose from there! How many do you need?

Imagine walking into a room and seeing your friend juggling three cats while riding a unicycle—my first thought? “Ka answer doo, yeh toh possible hai ya main abhi hallucinating hoon?” It’s that kind of moment where your brain wavers between disbelief and curiosity, and a perfect side eye meme is just waiting to be born from it. Maybe it won’t happen again, or maybe it’s a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle, but either way, you can’t help but chuckle and squint at the absurdity of it all.

Sometimes life throws you these almost-impossible surprises, and your inner side-eye is ready to record it for posterity. It’s the kind of scenario that teases your sense of reality while leaving just enough room to wonder, “Could this actually be happening?”