help. my boobs don't match

I suspect it really doesn't show - most of us have quite different sized boobs. Mine are all over the place. However, that's irrelevant if it's upsetting you. Would a chicken fillet on one side work? Option b is a good fallback though

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Well b sounds tempting. I think the majority of people have different sized boobs. If it is bothering you though I would go and see the GP.

Thanks Hazel. i could try that, sounds obvious now but its hard to think of stuff like that when you;re worried. ?

Mine are uneven - possibly as I always lie on one side according to my doctor.

I would suggest one of those rubber fillet type things in your bra if it's obvious, to even it out a bit. (I have my straps different lengths to compensate for my lopsidedness!)

Or eat lots of cheese and hope it goes into just one boob!

I think even boobs is a sure sign that they're fake ?

A friend of mine was 3 cup sizes different and she got a prosthetic designed for post lumpectomy patients. Made a lot of difference to her confidence in clothes.

I'd be tempted to use an insert. Or put the weight back on, if that wouldn't bother you.

I'd also bet your husband really hasn't noticed. My friend has one boob a cup size different to the other one and I struggle to see it. My left boob is about 3/4 of a cup bigger than the right. And they're quite big, so 3/4 of a cup is getting vaguely hefty. It takes bra fitters quite a bit of prodding to work it out, so it often isn't as obvious as you might think.

Thanks everyone, i know i'm being silly and i know everyone is uneven - i always have been, it just is a lot more now. i'll try the chicken fillet.

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I have one boob droopier than the other and I cannot believe that I've never thought of doing this!! It is so blummin obvious. Thanks ?

I'm also convinced DrL isn't lying. He might be distracted by the fact that they are boobs or it might be that it really isn't all that noticeable. MrH says that boobs are just brilliant no matter what. I used to wonder if this was an exaggeration, but it turns out he's not lying at all. The boobiness of them is just a complete distraction. There is no such thing as a bad boob.

I just checked with MrH and he says that when a man says he hasn't noticed something, what this means is that he actually hasn't noticed something. He says men are not clever enough to have hidden meanings in what they say.

He also says that if the difference was AA on one side and DD on the other he might notice, but it would still be brilliant as it would still be boobs. It would just be more interesting than usual boobs.

So there we go! ?

Listen to Hazel, MrH and DrLegless ? loml says "They'd be weird if they weren't [different sizes]" He also says you could get a half-price boob job ?

I could certainly have optimum-fitting bras for both boobs with a cup size differnce. You're normal.

MIne are different too, can't remember which one, I also have one foot bigger than the other and one ear higher than the other (annoying when your trying to balance glasses!). I recommend Bravissimo, they can solve all boob-related problems!

PS we love you just the way you are babe xxx

? thanks everyone. i am chicken fillet shopping today i think, with back up of cheese shopping.

Mr Layabout is also laughing at the idea of uneven boobs being a) noticeable and b) mattering.

If i was a sensitive little flower i could be upset by all this laughter at my boob issues.....

Darling, you're lovely but you're more triffid than sensitive little flower ?

WEES - really common, very likey anyone else notices but you, and even if they did, so what? Humans really aren't symmetrical.

I haven't noticed you staring and pointing out that I'm a bit lopsided so I'm guessing you just didn't notice. ?

I'll tell you how common it is - they've done studies to show that women who are more than a cup size bigger on one side than the other have a very small increased risk of breast cancer.

Interestingly, psychologists have found that the more symmetrical your face, the more attractive you are considered, although I think it's unlikely studies would show this for boobs as any male test subjects would be too overwhelmed by boobs for their brains to subconciously make decisons about asymmetry. ?

Mine don't match either, there's at least a cups difference between them, having pointed this out to H he still doesn't see it (but maybe he too is easily distracted by boobs)

Thanks Zebra .... i think..... ?