HELP WITH HEN NAMES

What about thier actual names? Or to you want to go in for the hideous 'anal loving angie' or or 'loves rimming rosin' ?

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Yes like them types of name just cant come up with anything myself...thank u

Oh wow...you were serious?

cuntloving Coleen

masturbating Maria

just a question- how are the hens going to feel about this? I can't imagine that the bride will be overjoyed at the vision of her mum in a tshirt stating she loves rimming?

I think it's really tacky tbh but I guess you know your friend and what she likes.

Yeah, make sure you know the other girls can take a joke.

I got Charlotte the harlott once (which made me laugh.... And in my eyes is pretty tame) but there was one girl who was not impressed with what she got an refused to wear it.

Well our hens are called Megamouth Maddison, Bolshy Bettsy and Loud Lucy.

But they are real hens.

Mini I like that your profile picture conveys despair appropriate to the subject matter of this thread.

Columbo is not a fan of hen t shirt names

Really?? You run the risk of causing serious offence!! I hope you know every hen really really well.

I was once busty bekki, but was given the option of choosing my own name - a much better idea imho

Hahaha! I would suggest going for something a little softer, like angelic, crazy, rocking, rather than anal and rimming ;-)

Why not get really personal with "Fat Ar*e Suzie", "" Halitosis Helen" and that sort of thing? Such fun!

To be fair, I had "fun" names on my t-shirts, though the ladies picked them themselves - I wouldn't have dreamt of picking them on their behalf!

I assumed this was the way it worked for most parties?! Slightly different, but we had 'fun' names on our obligatory 'Brits Abroad' girls holiday to Kavos when I was younger (Yes, we were an epitome of the stereotype... sorry! I cringe at the photos now, honest ? ) But everyone chose their own, I organised all the t -shirts and got them printed but I would never have decided them on their behalf... and for the record we'd all been friends since we were 4 so knew them inside out (probably better than OH knows at least some of the hens?!) But I wouldn't ever have made such assumptions about what names they'd pick... what if one of them really did love anal and the t-shirt made them feel awkward?! ?

Presumably the anal loving hen will be proud of her preferences? I mean who doesn't want all of thier links and weird sex stuff plastered all over a tshirt?!

however there's nowt wrong with kavos girl, as long as you were under 25 it's allowed. The thought of going somewhere like that now fills me with quiet dread mind you.

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I once attended a pirate party where we were were given pirate names,thankfully not emblazoned on t-shirts or the like, but were named after embarrassing incidents. One friends was named Spitroast Smee & the other was Captain Pee Pants Puddlewash.

Phew, glad I've not been booted out of OT for my tacky holiday! Was 18 so definitely allowed... and definitely wont be going back any time soon! The girls I went with all piped up we should relive the holiday for my hen do (I'm the first to get engaged) errr... no!

Although for Nostalgia and comedy purposes, here's a picture from said holiday of a drunken younger me posing with a guy dressed as a storm trooper with a pen!s on his helmet. Standard.

Phew, glad I've not been booted out of OT for my tacky holiday! Was 18 so definitely allowed... and definitely wont be going back any time soon! The girls I went with all piped up we should relive the holiday for my hen do (I'm the first to get engaged) errr... no!

Although for Nostalgia and comedy purposes, here's a picture from said holiday of a drunken younger me posing with a guy dressed as a storm trooper with a pen!s on his helmet. Standard.

I asked for ideas just and yes I do no all hens and we have a good senve of humour so js laugh at it and im not gonna write anal on a tshirt!!

Well hopefully you will spell check whatever you do write.

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This. I'm dying over this thread!!

Waaah! I wonder if Spellchecker Suzie would work for any of them?

I am another ex 18-30 holiday clubber. Kavos, Laganas, somewhere in Tenerife, Benidorm... done em all. Not many shameful pics tho, I don't think we used to take cameras out with us and I don't remember having a camera phone even!

Awwww mini be nice . You know trolls can't type properly with their huge hairy hands.

Hahahaaaaaaaa hilarious yas are because I spell in short text shows ya how old yas are!

Old? Or educated?

Old? Or educated?

#totesdownwivdakidz

No seriously, it's just lazy.

My mum is 58 and she writes in text speak. Trust me, it's not cool.

Good to see Mini on top form in this thread