I'll admit I have been doing a Joey-esque laugh whenever anyone has mentioned people holding knives like pens. Althought I knew what you were all saying, I just couldn't see how it could be done, so I became worried that maybe I held knives like pens. You don't want to know about the hours I have spent worrying about the way in which I hold my knife.
Anyhoo, this weekend the clouds finally parted and some light was shed on the situation when, whilst having a pub lunch, I spotted a man on the next table holding his knife like a pen! AND he was eating a steak! Never have I seen anything so weird (when it comes to cutlery) How the hell can you cut a steak holding a knife like that?
Believe me, you cannot imagine my relief! I know know that I do not hold knives like pens and nor does anyone I have ever known.