How easy is it to kill someone with a strimmer?

You could try strangling her with the cord? should be fairly quick!

Can't say I know the answer to that - never having tried ha ha.

I have to confess to having strimmed whole lawns in the past, but only because the grass/weed level has been beyond the capability of the himble flymo.

Is your neighbour's lawn at jungle proportions ?

Not really a jungle, it is long though. She seems to strim it regularly. I might just buy her a bloody lawn mower!!

In my first house I used to strim the lawn because at that time I couldn't afford a lawnmower and someone had given me an old strimmer. It took forever and the noise was horrific! My poor neighbours.

Before that I used to cut it with shears. ?? It took forever.

I guess you could very slowly slice her into tiny pieces, like those big ham slicers you see in butchers. That way she'd have plenty of time to reflect on the error of her ways ?

On a serious note - a woman I worked with had a sister who died when she cut through the cable of her lawn mower whilst mowing the lawn - she didnt have an earth breaker - please get one if you do not have one.