We've decided we'd like to have two readings but we're keen for something non-religious (as neither of us are) and something that isn't used at ever wedding ever... whenever I google "non-traditional readings" though, I just get a load of articles that all mention the same ones 
Has anyone found anything good, or have any ideas of where to look?
I thought about monologues from film and TV but haven't found anything long enough that feels appropriate for the wedding. I quite like the ones that read like a little story but I keep seeing the same few crop up and I'd really like to choose things that people haven't heard before at other weddings (or at least it would be really unlucky if they had!). Open to anything really.
Ideally after something sweet/doesn't require much charisma (as we're asking FH's sister to do one and she's a bit nervous) and something funny/can be a bit of a performance (as for this one we're asking a friend who has bags of character and is a bit of a showman!).
Grateful for any ideas you lovely lot might have 
