I'm actually dying

Poor you (soothe, soothe). Sounds like you had a great night though.

I went out for a girly night out a couple of weeks ago and got trashed on wine. I woke up on the sofa the next morning sporting a bruised cheekbone, which later became a black eye. I am never drinking wine again.

Oh dear. hair of the dog?

Oh God, I can never drink wine again. Ever.

I hear CS is on the bloody marys. She's good. I'm seeing flashes out of the corners of my eyes.

Don't dye Hole. Please.

Me neither. Bleurrgh.

You hear right oh chooked one .. bloody mary's ... bloody fine I say!!

I went out with H on Friday and had 7 glasses of wine (the ones that hold quarter of a bottle, too). He had to hold me up all the way home and when we went out on Saturday morning I found my cardigan on the pavement outside my house ?

I'd like to say I've sworn off it since then, but I could just fancy a glass now, actually...

If CS doesn't have a hangover she didn't have enough bloody mary's, that's what I say. I was drinking only bm's at my wedding and had a three day hangover after! (the only fun my H got on our wedding night was the fun of taking my contact lenses out for me and clearing up the nasty sicky sink in the bathroom! ?

I haven't got a hangover at all. Why is that? What's wrong with me?

I love, love, love bloody marys. With lots of tabasco. I also love that picture CS!

I think CS's lack of hangover is something to do with the fact she's only just stopped being pished.

Er, where is the real Winkle. What have you done with her?

I don't have either Wonks. Just tired from 3.5 hours sleep.

I think I managed 6 hours sleep, a miracle when I've been drinking.

Is it wrong that I fancy a pint now?

LOML has got officiually the worst hangover in the world today. I was woken up at 9.30 this mornnig by the musical sounds of him being sick.

I just got asked what was wrong when I said "no thanks" to a top up of red wine lol - cheeky fecker!!

I too had 3.5 hours sleep - I hate pished 'sleep'

I am still feeling rough as, and have to be in work at 7am tomorrow and negotiate a 50% reduction in someone's cost (without reduction of spec) .. I might be good but I'm not that good lol - I wonder if I'll still reek of booze tomorrow??!!

Yikes, that'll be fun CS.

I'm going to have a nice cold lager in a mo I think, not wine though. Ick.

Sophie - have you been suitably sympathetic??

Ooo, you've all been on cs's hen do have you? Apart from the vino was it a good night?

Wine is the devil. I got rat arsed at a bbq last weekend at a friends house. I walked out into the garden pretending I was fine when really I could hardly see people's faces, I wondered where MrSun was until I heard him speaking to me from about 2ft away where he'd been sat all the time.

Why is it, even when you know you're hammered you still get annoyed when people tell you that you were drunk the following day?

Oh I hate that too, Sun. What's even worse is when people insist on 'reminding' me of the stupid things I said/did when I was drunk. I don't actually want to know, thank you. I'm happy being blissfully unaware that I was a drunken hoe. ?

I had MissSun with me too [bad mother icon]

Aiight Sun, Os!

We had lots of fun, was good! Have had a little napette and a dutty dominos pizza and now feel a bit more human ?

You're doing very well, Holio. Out on the lash, dirty stopout, getting home the next afternoon and still being 'allowed' a nap. MrOs wouldn't allow me to have a nap, he'd make me suffer by letting the toddler and baby loose on me and then he'd bugger off to B&Q. ?

Wizzy is in bed, but when I say a nap, I mean falling asleep sitting up at the laptop ??

All I've done is sleep all day! Seriously, woke up at 2pm and went shopping for food then fell asleep at about 4.30 and woke up at 7 when my mum called and can't wait to go to bed again.

Don't feel hungover though but I think that's because I just haven't been awake long enough.

Was great to meet new Hitchers!!

C! How's things? I had 3.5 hours sleep apart from my hours nap on the sofa. And feel surprisingly fine.

How fucking immense were the Foos?

Can I just tell everyone how fit Clare_M is? Seriously, if I was a lesbionic I so would, she's gorgeous!

Why did you get up so early? That's crazy!!

Foo's were AWESOME!!!! I can't believe it's over now. All those months waiting and it's all gone. A friend's been on the phone going on about how great it was and M has been texting all day. I think I've got a friend for life in him now! ?

You won't believe. I went and got him junk food this morning, I've made him squash, fetched the newspapers, I've been cooing and billing like a lovelorn dove. I am a seriously good girlfriend ?

Glad you guys had fun last night.

Can I book you for next Saturday Soph?

? You're far too kind - it was the boobs wasn't it?? If you ever change your mind about being a lezzer just let me know!

Clare's boobs were rather fetching, she is indeed a hottie.

I'm so glad to hear others were suffering yesterday to. Glad you girls had a fab night!

I was knocking on death's door yesterday. I managed to drink 3/4 of a bottle of Gordons by 3pm on Saturday. I do not remember leaving the Derby and have such beer fear even today. All MrKb can do is laugh at me ?

Was it your big day out yesterday with all your new clobber? Or am I getting confused with another type of 'Derby' lol!