Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin............????

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We used to sing this version too.

I'm trying to remember the 'My Little Pony' one we used to sing... there was a second part I just can't recall

My Little Pony, skinny and bony,

Went to a party and learned some karate

Jingle Bells

Astle** smells

A belly full of fat

A bunch of cheese between his knees and what d'ya think of that!

(**I think this is a West Brom Albion reference)

Jesus Christ Superstar

Wears frilly knickers and a padded bra

All together now--

'Hes got the whole world in his pants'

We 3 kings of orient are

one in a taxi

one in car

one on a scooter pipping his hooter

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.....smoking a hamlet cigar

Flew away. Kojak lost his lollypop and found a milky way.

I remember the popeye, 3 kings and Jesus ones, too.

The worst one I remember from being a child was the Jack and Jill nusery rhyme that was to a completely different tune, it went something like this.

Jack and jill went to the dairy duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh. Jack got out his long and hairy duh duh (repeat)

Jill said cor what a wopper lets get down and do it propper duh duh (repeat)

3 months later all was well, 6 months later tummy swell, 9 months later out it pops a tiny baby with a twelve inch co..ck.

Hmmmm.... sounds even worse noe I have written it down ?

Going back to the original question it was robin flew away for me too, and father christmas lost his whiskers on the motorway.

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Yessss this was the oneee

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I always hear the version different in school... Jingle Bells batman smells Robin laid an egg batmoblie lost its wheel and joker got away.


Batman's in the kitchen Robin's in hall Jokers in bathroom pissing on the wall....

Jingle bell, batman smell's PS. so does May, I'd throw May right off the sleigh then I drive away, hey!

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