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allymc
Beginner May 2007

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin............????

allymc, 6 December, 2008 at 18:53

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I was singing this version to our 7 month old yesterday and as far as I'm concerned Robin flew away. H looked at me as if I was demented and said it's 'Robin laid an egg!' I'd never heard of Robin laying an egg. So, in your version, what does Robin do?

I was singing this version to our 7 month old yesterday and as far as I'm concerned Robin flew away. H looked at me as if I was demented and said it's 'Robin laid an egg!' I'd never heard of Robin laying an egg. So, in your version, what does Robin do?

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  • Allison Wonderland
    Beginner December 2006
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    We used to sing this version too.

    I'm trying to remember the 'My Little Pony' one we used to sing... there was a second part I just can't recall

    My Little Pony, skinny and bony,

    Went to a party and learned some karate

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  • rupertcat
    Beginner January 2008
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    Jingle Bells

    Astle** smells

    A belly full of fat

    A bunch of cheese between his knees and what d'ya think of that!

    (**I think this is a West Brom Albion reference)

    Jesus Christ Superstar

    Wears frilly knickers and a padded bra

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  • I saw Bobbys_Girl kissing Santa Claus
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    All together now--

    'Hes got the whole world in his pants'

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  • Mrs Bonfire
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    We 3 kings of orient are

    one in a taxi

    one in car

    one on a scooter pipping his hooter

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  • I saw Bobbys_Girl kissing Santa Claus
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    .....smoking a hamlet cigar

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  • R
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    Flew away. Kojak lost his lollypop and found a milky way.

    I remember the popeye, 3 kings and Jesus ones, too.

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  • breezer
    Beginner September 2003
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    The worst one I remember from being a child was the Jack and Jill nusery rhyme that was to a completely different tune, it went something like this.

    Jack and jill went to the dairy duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh. Jack got out his long and hairy duh duh (repeat)

    Jill said cor what a wopper lets get down and do it propper duh duh (repeat)

    3 months later all was well, 6 months later tummy swell, 9 months later out it pops a tiny baby with a twelve inch co..ck.

    Hmmmm.... sounds even worse noe I have written it down ?

    Going back to the original question it was robin flew away for me too, and father christmas lost his whiskers on the motorway.

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  • V
    Beginner December 2021 Nordrhein-Westfalen
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    Yessss this was the oneee

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    🤣🤣🤣 never heard of that one but Could imagine singing it as kids
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    Beginner September 2022 Alabama
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    I always hear the version different in school... Jingle Bells batman smells Robin laid an egg batmoblie lost its wheel and joker got away.


    Batman's in the kitchen Robin's in hall Jokers in bathroom pissing on the wall....
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    Jingle bell, batman smell's PS. so does May, I'd throw May right off the sleigh then I drive away, hey!

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    Oh

    okkkkkkkkk

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  • Waqas
    Savvy December 2024 Cornwall
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    The phrase you're referring to is part of a humorous and popular parody of the classic "Jingle Bells" song. The lyrics go like this:

    "Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg,
    The Batmobile lost its wheel, and the Joker got away!"

    This version is a fun, playful take on the original Christmas song, often associated with Batman and his sidekick Robin, and is commonly heard among fans of the Batman franchise or as part of light-hearted holiday references.

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