Making a dick of yourself when drunk.

This. I can't bear the feeling of shame!

Ha, these are brilliant.

I puked down my sleeve and carried it home in the taxi

I tried to give OH a blow job while he was waiting to be served at a wedding reception (I thought if I ducked down between him and the bar, nobody would see).

At a works night out I showed my male boss my knickers and then shagged a colleague who was a LOT younger than me (MANY years ago)

My most shameful has to be getting drunk on tequila at my SIL's 40th. H couldn't make it so i was sharing a room at a b&b with my mum. The b&b was across the road but it took her 30mins to get me back, then she held my hair back as i puked. I then kicked her out the bathroom so i could wee and passed out on the loo! What made it worse was how concerned my mum was the next day and when i found out how scared she had been for me! Luckily after we left the party one of my SIL's aunts took over the dance floor whilst necking q bottle of Bacardi so everyone was talking about that the next day!

Mini - I have an interesting photo of you from the Southern meet... Man with the wig? You loved him.

OMG, you've just reminded me of my friend's wedding where I accosted the Groom's cousin (J) and decided he was going to be my drinking buddy. I told his (pregnant) wife that she was boring, and then proceeded to neck anything and everything I could because the bar was free and unattended. All the while telling J that rugby boys don't know how to drink, netball girls can... I even told him I was going to do a 'tactical vom'. H was so mad at me.

The next day I died in bed, vomming every 10 minutes. J went back to his room in the early hours and projectile vomitted over his wife...

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When I first started dating OH he took me out for dinner and many glasses of red wine were consumed, being the lightweight that I am it affected me quite badly. In the taxi home (thankfully by myself) I vomited discreetly into my handbag. I was so proud of myself that the cabbie didn't notice. The next morning when I woke up rough as *** and I couldn't find my phone I had to stick my hand in a handbag full of risotto and red wine vomit to find it ?, needless to say it was fucked. OH couldn't get hold of me and thought something had happened to me on the way home and ended up coming over to check on me. I was mortified. Luckily he found it highly amusing.

Oh Mooshy that is grim!

Mooshy that is horrendous! ?

I'm not really a big drinker because I ALWAYS make a dick of myself when drunk. Quite often the first to leave and by that time nobody else is even drunk yet as I am such a lightweight.

Please whatsapp this to me immediately

At least it's not just me ?

I'm just really obnoxious and sweary... and I always think I'm hilarious. Last time I got drunk, it mixed really badly with my medication and I ended up puking on the way home. We were in a taxi and I was frantically aware of not wanting to puke IN the cab, so I wound down the window and stuck my head out, vomming with wild abandon as we drove down the A5 at 60mph. As if that wasn't bad enough, when we got back to my house I apologised loudly and profusely to the driver, whilst wiping down the side of his car with the top I had whipped off....