My car is my lover - channel 5

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we are watching this, my h loves his car but not this much

I saw the ads for this, and am not watcing. surely its clear that these people have a mental health issue?

The guy with the fluffy ears on his hat has only had a realtionship with a car, not a human!!!

I hope he wipes it clean afterwards ?

No joke... I can recall sitting in a bar at a scooter rally while a very drunk chap related how Lambrettas turned him on..... After recieving assurances that it wasn't unusual ? He went on to relate how he'd remove parts and sniff them while masturbating.

Unfortunately it was before the era of camera phones.

Maybe you are right nick. One guy gives the 'airwolf' chopper his special attention

Air wolf?

I think they use condoms so it doesnt make a mess of there cars,

I know. The interviewer just asked 'does she have any orifices?' ?

Just turned over.

Ewwww, he's licking his car.

An ex friend of MrB's loves his car more than any person and it really wouldn't shock me if he took it up the exhaust pipe from time to time.

The way he was licking his car,

oh my god,

I feel a bit sorry for the younger lad...

But licking the car, or eyeing up the exhaust ?

What has he got on his head.

Do you think they're going to car swap ?

Puts another perspective to the old 'car keys in the bucket'

Lol - car swap or car gang bang!!

He is very very odd,

" I'm just removing the love smudges off her"

Ok, can't watch any more.

This is grim,

jis on the floor near the car

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just turned over to watch. do they shag their cars? or just wank in them?

'In' them and on them.

Too much for me, i've switched over to Reporting Scotland ?

I'm really quite amazed that these men are still single. Mystifying. <shakes head>

It seems anything goes... including licking/ hugging strangers cars which take their fancy!

I'm locking mine in the garage!

Wrong!

Bloody hell fancy losing your job over having a wank over a car,

right now he is seeing things that i can not see,

i wonder why the owners don't go mad that someone is touching your car.

My H has just said if someone was touching his car he would go mad as they would get finger prints all over it, lol, i would be more worried about jis stains.

just as they are about to explode they lub up the exhuast pipe and orgasm in there

or just wank near them from what the old gimmer was saying

Bet those pesky pigeon shit stains don't look so innocent now ?

Wahhhhh, he is biting someones else car...

OOOOOoo Tod is receiving Edwards loving seed!!!!

Yuk I did not need to see that ?, I knew I shouldn't have switched over to this.

I'm not sure I agreeing with them making program about these people, they clearly need help, it's a bit like taking the piss out of those with mental health problems isn't it?

Very strange!

Wah....

He was really getting into it

This is just wrong. That old bloke gave me the creeps dirty old ***!

I missed the last 15 mins & by the sound of things I fell asleep at the right ime.?