Nicola Mcleans stretch marks

Lou, have you ever thought of combing your job and your singing. I'm sure you'd soon be notorious if you sang in court of conducted deals in the form of a song (sort of whose line is it anyway).

Zebra - they do indeed sort of flop onto the bump. In a somewhat upstaging way, too! ?

Hurrah for droopy but natural big norks!! I am loving the 'but she is extremely thin and untoned' comments too - which I'm twisting to mean that I am pictured by all here as quite the opposite - a well toned, naturally fit sized and shaped person. Oh yes - me likey that! ?

I really do hate plastic breasts - I wave the Sunday papers at MrMG saying 'but tell me honestly, do you really think that's attractive?'. Apparently, honestly, he does. Strange man!

Funny you should say that Iris- there is a short musical by Gilbert & Sullivan called Trial by Jury which I appeared in about 12 years ago. It makes me cringe when I think about it. ?

Mr Clairy also fails to distinguish plastic breasts from real ones. I have learned breasts are breasts, a sort of theme park for men, regardless of their constitution ?

MG Ive seen your boobs (well in a top anyway ?) and no offense but I dont even remember them so that can't be that horrendous and out of proportion. ?

I think I could probably win on naturally big droopy (non pregnancy) boobs. Most people saw mine hanging free on the tellybox too. ?

"Stunned and hurt" ? Shouldn't your location be updated by now?

On the subject of the Daily Mail, this made me laugh - Daily Mail headline generator:

https://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

Ugh. She's got a horrible belly button. It makes me feel a bit ill.

FWIW I do see Pieman's point - you can't absolve yourself of all responsibility for your writing just because that's what you were commissioned to write or that's how it's edited. You could work elsewhere.

The last two days have been gems for tabloid fodder.

Yestetrdays star "Immigrants have taken every job in the LAST TEN YEARS"

Sub heading: 8m jobs, 10m immigrants"

Todays Sun

"Rhys killer mother is a hooker"

WTF?

I agree with Jess - I think everyone who works in advertising or journalism has to stick their integrity on the back-burner on a regular basis. The way I see it is, my job is to produce lucid, compelling publications on time for my clients, not to tell the truth ? and I have no moral problem with that at all.

It would be nice to leave your job if you didn't like what you were asked/told/made to do during it but it isn't always possible. Sometimes you have to kiss a few frogs and all that ? I posted about something similar a while ago about havign to do crap things, mainly as I was in a job where I hated having to do immoral/potentially illegal things but at the time felt I had no choice as I needed the money and thought the experience would be valuable. I look back on it and it was a horrible time and some days now have to do crap things but nowhere near what it was like then, but other people do the same job and I'm sure they aren't all morally backrupt but it's a job.

I think I'm the only person in the world who likes NM- I thought she was funny and spunky on I'm a Celebrity.

Her stomach looks like mine. It's normal if you've been pregnant, I think (and I think she has) and while I agree that she could be more toned, stretchmarks and that weird skin thing aren't fixable AFAIK. It seems a complete non-story to me.

? at the Nazi thing.

I liked her too, and agree with you about the skin and stretch marks.

<trots off to buy 'I Agree With Knownowt' t-shirt>