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Lillythepink
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Oh god, eggy burps, please advise me - TMI!!

Lillythepink, 23 March, 2009 at 10:46 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 7
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I had a fairly hefty bout of runny bum this morning and now I keep doing these hideous rank-smelling eggy burps.

I have come into work anyway, as it's INSET and I'm in on my own. My bum just exploded again about 10 mins ago and my own breath is knocking me sick.

Should I ask if I can go home?

Is there anything I can take to get rid of the stench? I have a taste in my mouth like I've been licking a drain.

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Latest activity by Hecate, 23 March, 2009 at 13:11
  • Zo�
    Beginner July 2009
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    Considering what numpties work are I would ask to leave I wouldn't be struggling to carry on when I was ill. Could you try some strong mints or strong gum maybe?

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  • JK
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    Good God Lilly, go home. You're obviously ill, and you shouldn't be at work with diarrhoea - it could be massively infectious.

    Go now. Really.

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  • Gone With The Whinge
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    ? I'm sorry. Poor LTP!

    All I can think of is sucking an extra strong mint (if you can stomach it) as nothing spreads minty gas like one of those. However, if you're feeling really rough, I'd be asking to go home.

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  • hazel
    VIP July 2007
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    Go home. You're not well and are probably infectious. Plus they're a shower of useless arses and you owe them nothing (except maybe a dose of D&V ?)

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  • Zebra
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    What the other say - you need to go home asap.

    Get well soon

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  • Hoobygroovy
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    Go home. Exploding bottoms should be confined to your own bathroom, imo, where you can also sloosh liberally with mouthwash to counteract the eggy burps.

    Hope you feel better soon. ?

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  • Hecate
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    Yup go home Lilly - you must feel dreadful.

    Try chewing gum for the eggy burps.

    Have a few minutes to make sure you're ok then set off home

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