OT - Moon Pig has ALOT to answer for!!!

Hello Moon Piggy

I'm Shortstuff. Nice to meet you. I also can be known as Toots.

Annie. annabel. annabelissima (all plays on my middle name of ann). shortie. messy.

i might have to kill h2b if he called me moon piggy, especially in public!!!

He used to call me Babycake when we first met as it was 2004 and the song Babycake was out ( sad I know).

Now he tends to call me Madussa ( Dont know if that is spelt right) He says my hair looks like loads of snakes in the morning. Mind you I call him Victor ( as in Victor Meldrew from one foot in the grave) As he can be mardy at times and moan about stupid stuff.

Everyone has nickname's in my house Nathan is Dumbo Jumbo and Skyla is just refered to as 'The Critter'. We all love each other like mad really though.

I Laughed out loud when I read your post.

have a good day Moon pig x

Years ago it was Gita Seven-bellies??!! Not sure why because I was slim....then.

Now it tends to be t*ts or spunky monkey!!

I know what you're all thinking, he's such a charmer!!

LMAOOOOOO I hope to god he hasnt combined the names, I'm sure Spunky Monkey T!ts isnt very endearing......LOLOLOL.

It does sometimes change to Spunky T*ts.

What can I say I guess he's a boob man and after 11 years at least he still fancies me!!

hmmmm says a lot about what you two get up too!!?

My OH has never had any pet names for me, I feel neglected?

I'm sorry I think Moon Piggy is quite cute - but not in public.

My dp calls me Wench and always has. Not sure why, bit of wishful thinking on his part!

C xx

I think Moon Piggy is quite cute. My H calls me Problem (shortened from Problem Child).

My Oh calls me "Miss Lindsey" which stems from the fact that he thinks my specs make me look like a secretary. It's a bit odd when we're with our folks though as it looks as though we're not on first name terms yet!! I guess he'll have to change it when we get married though!

I'm also known as "poppet" and "lovely Ali."

Not as exciting as Moon pig though!

I just call him Iain!

Names that I like that StupidBoy calls me are Moomin, Poppet, Sweetie (that last when he wants something) Wench, and Saesneg (welsh for Saxon/english)

Names that I don't like - Mrs Naggy Nag Nag (!), Poo Poo Head, so in comparison Moon PIg is really not that bad.

And as for Spunky Tits...... thats so funny!!!

Me too! ☹️ He's sitting here now racking his brains over what to call me! Sometimes he calls me his yummy woman but I wouldnt say it was a pet name.

I get called shorty, trouble, big boobs (on occasion!). More often than not though its just darling, weird thing is he hardly ever calls me by my name? Is that weird?

Im another lover of the spunky tits!! haha that made me lol.

My OH used to call me Cutes, MK (im from milton keynes), Kitty Boo (dont know where that came from..) and now im mostly little one (i dont know why im 5'9) or Brownie/Brown (due to brown skin and eyes...im not marrying him for his original choice of nicknames can you tell!

My h2b has started calling me bluewater... cheeky sod.

I honestly don't remember the last time my husband called me Leigh. I have a variety of nicknames - the most popular are ....

Piggus, piggy, piggypoo - I've been those since we first started dating. More recently he's added Lezzi (?!), Smelly Lezzi (!!) and Mummy .... Sometimes its Mama Leigh as thats what they called me in Zanzibar where we got wed. But only on special occassions.

His bessie mate calls me Pigs as well.

He is Pookus, Pookie Poo, Daddy. Or if I'm pissed off with him - Alan.

I get called "sweetie", "trouble" , "grumpy pants", or "bun cakes" but "moon piggy" is great lol! x

Oh yeah, i get called grumpy or grumps too. Especially first thing in the morning lol

oh yessss my OH gets his name too, usually with the vowels elongated, for emphasis to show I mean business!!! Isnt that funny?... every other time its Babe.

I call my OH my little sea creature - no idea why!! I also call him and his son Rogers and Rogers Junior

then we call each other baby all the time or babes...

and if he has been a really good boy he gets...My darling gorgeous man

hehe Bunch of silly's we are!

Moon pig is cute, i quite often get called that by H too.

I's also known as cutie and big bum, in fact he has me on his mobile phone as wife big bum.

Luckily i don't offend easily.

I get a number of names, the ones which come to mind is Flower, Fi, Babe and Petal.

When he is annoyed its full title Fiona. He teases me regurally when I ask him to get something out of my reach, as he says its not his fault I can not reach it as I am virticually changled. I am 5ft 2 mind, so the chair comes in handy very often lol

I get Sausage, Chicken tikka, Chicken tikka jalfrezi...really any sort of chicken curry!

my other half calls me smidge because he thinks im short (im actually 5' 4" which im told is only just below average height!) He is a foot taller than me though so i suppose i would be short to him.

This post is so funny!

Well, my OH tends to call me Presh or bumcheeks!

Mine calls me 'wifey' or 'baby darling'!

I call him 'hubby' or 'baby darling'!

I used to be sweetpea.

now its just *** or wench lmao

I normally just call him moomin or stinky. So mature aren't we!!! And like Nona and Mrs SP, his full name when I am p****d off