Photo of my hen night... (Captions wanted please!!!!!)

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What biccies di you have? ?

Bourbons of course!!!!! NO! its Ritz crackers!!!!! Look closer!

In all seriousness - I am going to use this as my hen night invite and I'm wanting a witty caption to write underneath so any ideas........???

That sounds like a challenge...I'll put my thinking cap on.

ETA: So this means you are having a hen party after all then?

Maureens' party got off to a flying start until they started passing round the bucks fizz

I'm having a meal to combine with my birthday which is the 28th June.... thats all, no party as such.

'The hens used an old pin-up magazine and a box of Ritz crackers to inform Nona what will happen on her wedding night'

Nona's friends decided to treat her to tea at the ritz...

Nona's friends gave 'putting on the ritz' a new meaning!

Music, nibbles...now all we need is a stripper!

Love it.

Was just trying to work out what the mag was!

Hahahaha cheers girls, giving them consideration, whats that lass doing in the corner?? making a doll or something????? a hand puppet?? LMAO

New to the idea of Hen Parties Martha was looking forward to seeing loads of "Ritz" . She was very disappointed when she realised that it was crackers and not a stripper.

P!ssin my pants lafffinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, very good! But sadly I dont want to invite my guests to organising a stripper lololol.....still, a very good possibility!!!

Freda's Hen party was off to a flying start until Mildred got carried way with her knitting and let one rip almost gassing Norma

"When Daphne said they'd be an opportunity to sample some right crackers, Nona had something very different in mind . . . "

PW, that's a good one ?

I've been playing about with Debs one...... but if anyone else can contribute.... that would be braw!

Why not leave out the stripper bit or keep it in and just tell your friends that you really don't want one.

I thought maybe this...

‘New to the idea of Hen Parties, Nona was looking forward to ‘Putting on the Ritz’

The girls were very disappointed when they realised that it was only crackers and not a stripper’

Yeah that's good!

What about

New to the idea of Hen Parties, Nona decided to get the Ritz out. The girls were over the moon when Nona had managed to keep her top on all night.

Something to do with the credit crunch? Crunching Ritz crackers or something? I'm rubbish at all this.......

Nona realised that the credit crunch had really taken hold when she could only get her teeth into Ritz crackers or something?

Told you I was rubbish!

Great pic though!

Mix of what everyone else has suggested:

Martha realised that she'd been as crackers as everyone else when they ditched the idea of going to the Ritz.

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Nona's hen do wasnt quite what she had expected, the invitation had described a whole different kind of "Ritz"

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Have you thought of a caption yet? ?

Nope, I like everyones suggestions.......... ive got plenty of time as Im not having it till june but i'll keep thinking.....crackers, nona....those work well as they sum me up...

We should be able to come with some more ideas by then for you .

P.S. your not really that crackers...just a wee bit ritzy (nuts ? )

All I can think of is Battenberg! But unless its a hen do for HItchers (and fettiers) no-one will get it! x

Nona didn't think a game of truth and dare was appropriate for her hen party, although mildred loved her knitting forfeit,

mildreds doll was coming along nicely, the girls couldn't wait to stick pins in it later..............................

Nona had the munches, but wasn't quite the ritz she had in mind........................................

hahahahahahahahahaha lovin those too!! thank you!

Ok

have made my decision - I think.....

New to the idea of Hen Parties, nona was looking forward to ‘Putting on the Ritz’

However, the girls weren’t quite expecting a box of crackers and the best of ‘Black Lace’ on vinyl’

I like it - i like it alot x