Am bored so have been reading the (very funny) Grauniad Word of Mouth blogs. They don't like John and Gregg much.
List 1
Beautifully cooked
A coherent plate of food
Delicious pud!
Yum!
It tastes ... of nothing
It doesn't work
Chilli heat
The deep, deep chocolate
Too much going on, on that plate
It's soft, it's creamy ...
You've overcooked your chicken
Does he/she have what it takes to be a Masterchef finalist?
List 2
Washed away by ...
It shouldn't work ... but it does
How much does she/he/you want this?
No flavour
I'm disappointed
It tastes ... of nothing
Yum!
Beautifully moist
I could eat the whole plate
Flavoursome
It just doesn't work
The sweet, sweet mango ...
List 3
Can he/she deliver those flavours?
You've overcooked your chicken
She/he really wants this!
I'm disappointed
Beautifully soft
Chilli heat
There's too many flavours
It's a disaster.
Aaaaagghh *insert contestant's name* it's gone so wrong
Bursting with flavour
That's delightful!
It's almost right
List 4
Wow!
Your fish ... is overcooked
Oooh! Yum!
How much does this mean to you?
I could eat the whole plateful
The clean flavours
The beefy punch of that mushroom
It's an abomination
Your lamb ... is beautifully cooked
It just doesn't work
That's so nearly right
That's an ugly plate of food
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Nick - note the absence of "Your vegetables are oversalted" ?
