Porn mags in bushes-Hyacinth

Maybe I've led a sheltered life but I've never heard of that.

Porn mags hidden in bushes? Never heard of that, or seen any ?

You aren't alone.

I discovered my first stash at the age of about 8. I was chasing the family dog though some undergrowth and there they were - two carrier bags filled with *** and poorly buried in a pile of leaves. Next day I took the whole Grifter gang to the woods to divide up the spoils.

The whole thing makes me feel a bit ill nowadays.

<ROTFL>* See, not just me. How funny is that?

*don't know signs yet.

Is it like a slightly stickier version of book-crossing?

For some reason they were always along public footpaths just to the back of the village I lived in. Quite often pages torn out, leaving a trail of hard core Euro porn to help us find our way home through the fields.

I don't think I have ever seen porn in bushes, but am totally familiar with the concept. How can that be? ?

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I remember seeing pages ripped out of a porn mag a few times in bushes but never a whole mag. Just assumed it escaped from the bin when the bin men were emptying them.

How bizarre

Wahhhh! do you think maybe its people who can't take their porn home with them?

? Thanks Flowery.

Like Sophie, its something I've heard of, but never actually seen.

Tis a bit bizarre.

In one of Bill Bryson's books, he talks about how he and his friends ran a porn library based on their dads' stashes, swapping them around to their hearts' content and never bothering to keep a record.

For some unaccountable reason, their dads never even mentioned it, let alone complained.

I remeber walking to primary school one day with my mum, and there was a porn mag strewn page by page all the way there! ? Mum picked up every one VERY quickly, but I do have some images burned into my mind. ?

It was never pages from a Woman's Weekly, though was it? ?

Yes, I found pages of porn mags when I was playing near my house, stashed under a bush. I also found the junior version too - pages from a grattan catalogue - ladies underwear section ?

I always found bits of magazine in the woods where we used to walk the dog and play in. But never a whole one... why is that? And you never could piece the whole thing together, there was missing bits!!

So you tried piecing them together then ?

[splutter]

I too remember coming across some filth in the bushes behind my school bus stop. Must be a porn "underground" thing.

When I was on guide camp once we kept finding porn mags distributed in various bushes...we thought it was hilarious!!

?...now

I was at a guide camp when I was 14 and there were a load of boys who flashed at us across the river! Some of the girls ran into their tents to put their makeup on! ? The Guiders called the police - no wonder, thinking about it now, but we thought they were total spoilsports!

Oh yes, in the fields at the back of the school, usually after taking a tumble on cross country! Oh, and in the woods near to the reservoir.

I didn't realise it was the 'done thing'.

Oh yeah, we used to find them all the time and we used to laugh at all the comedy porn poses. Even though we were only about 10. is that bad that I used to play in the bushes? ?

Depends on whose bush it is ?

I recall finding porn in public, although there were't many bushes in the part of town where I lived. It was mainly in entries/alleyways.

On a related note, what has happened to all the flashers?

<sighs in manner of Hovis advert> When I was a child there were regular stories of people being flashed? Never hear of them now.

They probably do it online now, larger audience ?

Never heard of this, but it has made me laugh as H found one in the bush at the front of our house yesterday. So that bush is the new library, huh!

I went through a stage of getting flashed at (well, wanked at really) all the time. I have to go and identify them, but I never got them and people just made jokes about now having looked at their faces.

Actually, I remember some scenarios which could have been really dangerous- like once my friend and I went over the fence to get into a open air swimming pool (it was really warm but the pool was closed until May) we were getting changed in our swimming costumes in a corner, looked up and a stark naked middle aged man was opposite us, watching and wanking. Also he had put £10 notes on the floor to lure us in, but we hadn’t noticed them until we ran away (although weirdly we carried on swimming, just tried to ignore him as he wanked over little boys dunking each other)

We used to have a £10 man who walked around the area we lived in, dropping £10 notes next to young girls so they would pick them up for him. It Didn’t work on me as I picked it up and kept it and he chased me and I had to get my dad to scare him off. My Mum works in family protection and says hes still at it, 15 years later. Randoms.

When I was about 12 I got flashed at on the subway by a man. In fact if I recall rightly, he was having a Sherman. I think that was the first real life / grown up willy I had ever seen. Euuucccchhhhhh.

We had porn bushes on the way back from our school, ours too had lots of pages ripped out so it always looked like a porn trail!

I got flashed at in the swimming pool with some friends when we were about 10. He was foul, he must have been listening to us playing about as he kept using our names and trying to get us to chat to him whilst he was rubbing his diddle on the side of the pool.

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