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pun-tastic headlines for fairy tales - hitched brains needed

*ginni of the lamp*, 22 January, 2009 at 18:45 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 4

My daughter has to suggest some possible (tabloid style) newspaper headlines for the 3 little pigs, hansel and gretel and sleeping beauty. We've thought of two (all she needs, so she has the work done already) but I wondered if the clever people of hitched could think of any other really good ones!

The ones we came up with (both for the 3 little pigs) were:

Brick Building saved my bacon!

and

Homeless Hogs in Huff and Puff Horror

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Latest activity by *ginni of the lamp*, 22 January, 2009 at 19:29
  • Hecate
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    Hansel and Gretel - "Crumbs! Children find way home"

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  • *ginni of the lamp*
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    That's great Hecate ?

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  • Wuzzle
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    I can't think of any for the ones you've got, but when I read the thread title I immediately thought:

    CinderFELLA! Princess in cross dressing shocker!

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    Unfortunately, the only thing I can think of for Sleeping Beauty is something to do with 16 year olds and pricks, which probably isn't what your daughter's teacher is looking for! ?

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  • *ginni of the lamp*
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    No, probably not MS ?

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