My friend just sent me this on email lol!
Oh Dear !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not my words! But if I had children this is probably what I might say.
As a parent, I often wonder if I had taught my sons and daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.
You know what I mean . . . don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But, you know, I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice.
However, let's face it, if any of my sons or daughters ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I’d figure they are way too stupid to survive in this world anyway!
Never. . .
Ever. . .
Ever. . .
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it!
I REPEAT. . .
Never. . .
Ever. . .
Ever,
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass & light it ! ! !
