Selling dirty knickers

Eugh nope, I wouldn't do it!

Why not? You don't know the buyer, they don't know you...

Primark?haha

Goodness, I wouldn't be sending any of my normal underwear. It would make my head spin to lose a pair of pants from a three set (one bra, two knickers).

Lol, what a weird topic of conversation!!

I'm gonna go with no, though. I'm guessing there's only one reason a man would want your dirty knickers ? and, in my eyes, selling them to him isn't really much different to getting up on stage and doing a dirty dance for him.

Bleurgh!

I would possibly do it with a cheap pair . Don't think OH would like it though.

But I know that they are likely to be sniffing my knickers somewhere and that's just weird!

Nonsense. One is selling a used piece of clothing, anonymously, with no personal contact, in a business transaction, faceless, emotionaless, sterile. The second is looking someone in the eye with fake desire, while trying to tempt him into wanting to have sex with you, who will then picture you accurately while he later jacks off.

If there's a profit I would. It's gross, but not like you're doing the sniffing...

Those who say "no".

What if you were offered £500?

All moral stances have a price

Haha, blunt!

But, still.... getting sexual pleasure out of both. I mean, I'm assuming he wants my knickers for not-so-nice reasons. There's a chance he wants the knickers just because he likes to wash underwear, but chances are he wants to sniff them - which is mingdog!!

I'd do it for £100. I'm skint.

Still no.

Right now, I'd do it for bus fare home ?

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I think if we're being honest, we all have our price! Not sure what mine would be.

Who here honestly wouldn't do it for a million?

Ha! I have a travel card....but really, if i didnt know them, they didnt know me - not ever likely to meet or find out who each other are and I really needed the money then yeah I would. Duno how my H would feel - I will ask him! Not right now though...prob not the time.

PMSL! ?

Me. It would put even more questions in my mind. Why would someone OFFER £1m for my dirty knickers? #CREEPY!

It creepy no matter how much they offer!

I wouldn't for £20 - not worth the time and effort of buying the knickers, stamps, and sending it.

I might for £100+ if I could get the money from him without him having to meet me in person or know my real name. Would also depend on how badly I needed money.

Would you Footlong?

Yes, daft not to.

I'd definitely do it for a certain amount of money, I'm just not sure how much that would be. But it would be over £20, as I do find the idea a bit yukky.

There's not a lot I wouldn't do for a million quid...

Agreed. Barring adultery and murder.

Depends who* ?

*Applicable to both.

Yeah, I'd do it. Maybe £20 is a little low but I might be able to up my price if I think of a USP - Academic Prim And Proper Knickers (not that I'm prim and proper - I'm selling my own dirty knickers, after all).

I just don't think I'd have any trouble disconnecting from the idea that someone somewhere was sniffing them (or licking them, or wearing them, or whatever).

And for £1m? I'd send him the bra as well

I'd do it.

I'd totally do it. Buy some cheap pants and fashion some body fluids out of kitchen items. I'm shameless.

I'd do it. I'd try and barter the price up a bit first.

So I have put this question to two of my friends and their varying responses were this -

how dirty are they expecting them to be ... are there certain terms???

£20 aint even worth my time.....thats almost the cost of a pair of knickers in the shop in this day and age!!

Well come on! Theres no effort involved on our part is there!

- got to admit im a little bit gutted there wasn’t an actual person willing to give me money…it is an expensive season after all….

My friends crack me up

THIS!