Setting fire to pasta?

Maybe its me MrsC? Ive never bought one since to test the theory...

nah, me neither, they fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine without it!! (plus the bigguns dont fit ona tray!!)

Clearly am a worse cook than intially thought flow!

I usually cook them in the cardboard base they come on, sod a tray!

I have to cut an inch of the big pizzas to even fit them in our oven. And I've never once put them on a tray either. I love asda pizzas.

OH prefers his pizza cooked on a tray, so we have one on the shelf directly and one on a tray underneath!

Oh, not quite a cooking related mishap but...

We had some Ben and Jerrys last year sometime and it was too hard to scoop. So I put a dessert spoon in the gas hob to heat it up and tried again. Still too hard but there was a bit of ice cream on the spoon. So I put it in my mouth. I put the boiling hot, fresh out of the gas flame, spoon into my mouth. My tongue sizzled like steak and I had blisters on my lips for a week.

the 2nd time OH met my parents he was cooking dinner and switched the wrong hob on and melted a plastic board to the hob....filled the kitchen with toxic black smoke and set the smoke detector off....my mum is a good cook and told him she couldnt have done better herself!...he will never live that one down?

When I was about 17, I volunteered to cook the Christmas puddings while my mum was out at work. We'd made the mixture and packed it into the basins, so all I needed to do was steam them. I knew that I had to keep the water in the pans topped up, but unfortunately, I didn't know that you're meant to let them simmer with a relatively small amount of water in the bottom of the pan, not keep them on a rolling boil in an almost full saucepan. Four of them. For six hours. The puddings were absolutely fine, but the house turned into a sauna, and the front door got warped by the heat and steam that it wouldn't open when Mum got home!

When I was a student, getting up bleary and hungover, I accidentally poured orange juice on my cereal. However, it was the last of my cereal, so instead of chucking it out, I tried to pour away the orange juice and then add milk! So, so disgusting. ?

You're not the only one who has done this...