Sex code words/Pet names

"I think the wardrobe needs a good banging..." lol!

We use them all the time, it's terrible. Also had this funny app on my phone that names your boobs, and I got Fred and Frank, they just seem to have stuck with us!

I find the naming of body parts, code words etc all a bit weird.... maybe it's just me though.

We don't have that sort of sex life! ?

Why on earth would you stop?!

I do too, to be honest. It started as a joke and 3 and a half years later it's just carried on!

Like a safe word, if it gets too extreme I guess.

This thread has so much potential. I feel like a voyeur!

We don't either. It would be weird for us. We sometimes do use the word 'winky' to refer generally to willies after hearing OHs nephew call it that and it cracked us both up.

Me too! Haha!

We haven't got code words like that. We're very reserved like that. He has a pet name for me, though.

It's Cuddles. Because I like to be hugged. ?

These are the names of my ex and the woman he had an affair with. Eeek.

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Oh god really?! How strange!

This thread does have potential. I really didn't think we'd be the only ones with weird names, ha ha!

Yep. Thanks for the memories! ?

Sorry!!

I really really don't get it, how is that even remotely pleasurable being pysically hurt?

I dont get it either. I'm pretty good to pain in general scratch and bump ways - but I'm a complete woss in bed ? I like to be warm and snuggly.

For code words/names, I cant think of anything particular. I guess if I want him to get anything interesting to use, because its in his bedside drawer, I ask him to look in the drawer? That is a bit lame though compared to you lot ?

I guess it's like nipple clamps and the like. I see them online and think how the fvck can that be enjoyable?! It has teeth?!

I love it rough and a good spanking but some stuff is really way too far for me!

Nope, no need for code words in our house. My H nor I have ever had the urge to injure ourselves to leave lasting consequences during sex, but each to their own.

I'm interested you don't see the bedroom as RL!

Not criticising you, just pondering in a non pervy way...

No pet names for bits, but we do refer to sex as 'snoo snoo' (pilfered from a hilarious episode of Futurama). I'm generally prone to making very infantile jokes about sex, eg. H was telling me last night about his dr's appointment and how it was in the room "up by the back entrance", cue me dissolving into fits of giggles. ?

Nosey question alert - Do you have 'normal sex' too? As in no props, or paddles, or role play or pain, just two naked people making love type of sex?

And mine! Everything turns into an innuendo!

Mine does too but it doesn't really bother me - I do find it funny!

Very much living up to my user name here. ?

I thought I was pretty raunchy but there's no freaking way I'd allow myself to be slapped during sex. It's so degrading as a woman. I'm all for a bit of teeth and so on. But slapping, uh uh.

Each to their own.

Do you slap him?

Are you coming on to me Miss Rae? ?

I'd give my H a thick ear if he slapped me! Doing the business or not! Yeah a little nibble on the shoulders totally different. Thats sexy. Slapping your wife/GF is just wrong!

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I'll join you on the vanilla bench VP. I could think of nothing worse than being strangled during sex! Not my idea of pleasure at all.

No code words here either, we don't beat around the bush (ha!). If I wanted him to stop, I'd bloody well say so. And vice versa.

Lovely!

Well, hasn't he sold you a good one then?

Nervous laugh...?