shag, marry, cruise

John Torode Shag
Gregg Wallace Marry
Andi Peters Cruise

I think. Don't really fancy shagging Torode but at least it would be quicker than having to spend a whole lifetime or a boat trip with him.

Clive Anderson
Keith off of Eastenders
Dara O'Briain

<deletes, and runs off to play with spiders>

richard madeley...would I, wouldn't I...

Shag - John Torode

Marry - Andi Peters

Cruise - Gregg Wallace

Shag - Gregg

marry - John

Cruise - Andi

how about these?

Adrian Chiles

Richard Madeley

Gordon Brown

Marry - Adrian Chiles

Shag - Gordon Brown

Cruise - Richard Madeley

Ok, how about:

Bill Wyman
Keith Richards
Ronnie Wood

Ooooh tricky Midas. I quite fancy Adrian Chiles (I know, it's sad) but I don't know I'd want to marry Gordon or Richard. So I'd have to marry Adrian, shag Richard and go on a cruise with Gordon. I know there are people around here who fancy Gordon but I just couldn't.

?

Marry - Ronnie Wood

Shag - Bill Wyman (but I would have to be seriously hammered)

Cruise - Keith Richards

ok, how about

NickJ, Old Nick esq, Barongreenback

Ewwwwwwwww, fucking harsh, Midas ?

If I had to or I WOULD DIE ? I would:

Marry - BGB

(this is killing me)
Shag - ONE

Cruise - NickJ

I need a lie down now ?

Come on, Vicsteroo, you started it you have to finish it. Choose dagnammit ?

You can la la la all you like, we all know you saw it!

Are you scaaaaaaared, Vicsteroo ?

? I have aTotally hilarious image of you and AP at the captains table

so you dont have to shag them while cruising - just put up with being embarrassed by them for 3 weeks - is that right?

i think ONE would be great fun on a cruise right before there was a man overboard siren

This is definitely a do-or-die situation, but

Cruise NickJ (only to see how he'd deal with being surrounded by the great unwashed for a couple of weeks ?)

shag ONE (is it wrong to hope for a two-push-charlie? ?)

marry BGB.

Ok...

Gordon Ramsay

Jonathan Ross

Angus Deayton

Oooh, tough one

Shag Jonathan Ross

Marry Gordon Ramsay

Cruise Angus Deayton

How about:

Jeremy Clarkson

Richard Hammond

James May

Would it be ok to go on the cruise with John Torode and push him overboard? I can't stand him and he looks like he needs a good wash.

The Top Gear one is REALLY tricky. Would prob marry Hammond as he seems the most domesticated, James May would be ok for the cruise but that leaves Jeremy Clarkson and I really don't fancy seeing his Hammerhead.

Forgot to add three more:

Sean Connery

Pierce Brosnan

Daniel Craig

Death is looking pretty damned sexy.

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Thats quite hard. I don't think I could put up with Brosnans slimyness every day but I wouldn't want to be hiding the frying pans from Connery. I guess it would have to be

Marry: Daniel Craig

Shag: Pierce Bronsan

Cruise: Shaun Connery

My 3 are:

George Bush Junior

Tony Blair

Nicolas Sarkozy