Sky Newsreader spoonerism: Seal Cull Hunt...

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I am shouting "NOOOOOOOO" at the screen.?? How cringing![:I]

H was biting his finger and I was laughing and wincing at the time. ?

??Oh sat here saying - please tell me he isnt going to say...
and he did?

Oh dear.?

I do this so much it is now known as fionaism.

My classics are stunder forms, sabric fofner, hyperdemic nerdles.

I am always getting in mucking fuddle.[:I]

That is so something I would say by accident [:I]?

Oh no! Of all the words to get mixed up! I bet he'd been saying to himself, don't say it the wrong way, please don't say it the wrong way!

Excellent ??

This reminded me of a classic slip-up that happened when Diana Dors returned to her home town of Swindon to open a village fête (or some such).

She talked to the vicar beforehand, and suggested that it would be a really cool idea to introduce her by her real name, Diana Fluck, as many people there would remember her from the time before she was famous.

So the vicar duly mounted the podium and began his spiel, saying that they were privileged to have a major film star in their midst, but because she was a local girl at heart she wanted to be introduced by her real name, "which is - and I must get this absolutely right - Diana Clunt".

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