Special Needs Pets (C4)

"Has he ever masturbating on you?"

"Yes, but only on my head"

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Oh I wish I had watched it, I turned over because I am too soft when it comes to animals, I am now watching something called 'conversations with seriel (which I just spelt cereal, but luckily noticed before pressing 'post') which is rubbish, I want to watch a mastrunbating parrot but need to go to bed!

I'm watching and also trying not to laugh! n- though the jack russell in the garden had me giggling

The owners really love the pets, and as long as the animals aren't in any pain, I think they are doing a good thing.

Oh definitely. But it's still funny ?

Although the depressed parrot is really quite sad ?

Oh God - I'm going to hell, the dog stuck on its back had me in stitches (feels guilty)

Me too. I missed the bit with the dog who had no front legs. I only saw a short clip, I thought that looked cruel ☹️

Poor Mr Wanky. ☹️

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ? ? ?

I haven't been watching this, I find such things both cringy and upsetting. However, I do want to hear about the wanking parrot.

Absolutely what Sophie said.

I've never had a wanking parrot, but we did have cockatiels that would engage in loud, squawky sex several times a day - especially if we had visitors - who would climb down afterwards and grin. I swear they did. Lucky bastards.

They are both now dead.

It was a sad story with the parrot. The odd thing was hearing the dead mans voice through the parrot. I never knew parrotts grew so attached to their owners.

Katie really made me smile though. Her wheels were great and she looked so happy. I howled when the owner was being interviewed and she asked if she could stop the interview as the dog had fell in a bush and couldn't move.

I missed the end - Did the cockatiel owner put the bird out in the garden with a mate?

The thing that made me laugh about that was that the dog looked really happy, lying there on his back with all legs bolt upright in the air!

They couldn't find a mate ?