sperm/sex question

i havent laughed so much in ages.

i wont do said deed after he has eaten anything spicy as it tastes funny, but the rest of the time it is fine but then i don't have it in my mouth long enough to actually taste it so to speak..

Kinky!! ?

Sparkley, I don't think he has a health problem but he drinks buckets of coffee. That's quite bitter, isn't it? I wonder if that's doing it...

Anyway, I've just baked a huuuuge batch of pineapple and cinnamon cookies ? - to eat with said coffee. We're going to a party on Saturday, they can be my showpiece....

This thread has made me ?

I actually as others have said think it is horrible stringy and tastes salty and vile, if by accident I do happen to taste I gag like I do on tomatoes ?

But sadly we with a problem tmi I know but if i do not position him right if you see what I mean. I have a pointy tooth which scratches him its not funny I know but some times I have to laugh making a good grove though!

I have to say I was fine until I was in the trying to conceive section of my life and now that I know its "alive" with wrigglers.. It makes me gag even before the event. My poor H.

I had a rather nasty pee smelling willy to perform on once.. needless to say, we stopped dating soon after I don't think he liked my skills!

Surely the trick is to time it so that, at the point of ejaculation, his penis is so far down the back of your throat that it misses most of your taste buds and you swallow as a reflex action? Then it's over before you realise.

And Zebra, was your ex my husband? He hates giving oral sex and, whenever he does, it's clear he bloody hates it and he's doing it as an act of charity. It's the most unsexy thing in the world. From what he has said, though, he's always been like this - before any of you start suggesting I have a stinky fanny ?

I just can't even think about swallowing. Makes me want to spew. I have a very sensitive gag reflex ?

? I think you'd have better taste in men that that ? Although I better not say too much given he's got some acquaintenances on this site ?

In theory. It's a bit trickier when they are going hell for leather into your face ? "Sit still a moment, darling - I must assume the position!"

Ahh, Mr Clairy is not allowed to thrust ?