The most shameful thing your OH has ever done in front of you...

After a night out, about 8 months into our relationship (so after my shameful holiday experience) H got up in the middle of the night, got stuck between the door and the wardrobe door and then turned round and started peeing on the bedside table - all over my phone! He then turned slightly and started peeing in the bin at which point I properly woke up and asked what he was doing - so he turned towards me still mid flow. I was not a happy GF the next morning!!!

I usually say a lot of stupid things and he tends to remember it and relay it to his parents. The first time I met his parents, he told them one of the stupid things I'd said *cringe*

I know a guy who actually thought his bed was a toilet once, sat down with a newspaper and did a doodoo - on his girlfriend!!!!

This.

*also replace with hallway/wardrobe/bed. Drunk man thing.

Mr R's most recent birthday:

Got very, uncharacteristically drunk, and threw up in two pint glasses as he refused to go to the toilet or go home.

Then once i had managed to get him home, I put him in the spare bed and went to sleep.

The next morning I met him in the hallway where he proudly told me he'd "p*ssed the bed", before going back to sleep in our bed while i stripped the spare bed.

He likes to think of it as payback for the times I've been drunk and been sick.

Dance like Chandler Bing. Bumble Brat and Mrs C have seen him dance and can probably vouch for this...

It's too shameful to say.

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Also when he was a bit younger he used to get his thing out a lot, and his bum. He used to have a pair of Batman boxers and used to threaten to get his "Dark Knight" out.

Mr B gets absolutely hammered quite a lot (has no self control) but is never sick, nor does he wee anywhere. He does like to get naked though.

At my sister's wedding, he suggested to a group of people, including my parents and some of their friends, most of whom he'd only met that day, that they should all "get naked". My mum told him that wouldn't be a very pretty sight, so he took her to one side and said "ok, shall I just show you my willy?". Oh dear.

Mr Knees is a legend!!!!

That's amazing.

I think the most shameful thing OH has ever done is his drunken dancing. When we were in Krakow, he was drunk and started doing the funky chicken (God knows why!) and he fell flat on his face and twisted his arm. Everyone was laughing at him and shoulder was bad for months.

Then a couple of months later he was dancing in a club at home, and ran round in a big circle (again, God knows why!) and he fell, smashed his face on the floor and cut his eyebrow. The bar staff had to see to him with a first aid kit, the shame!

He is now banned from dancing and running in clubs.

Love this!

Mr C was more hammered than either of us realised and threw up 'on the job' as it were. He managed to jump off, vommed up the wall and in the sock draw, then declared he felt much better and tried to climb back on me again! ?

Drank a whole bottle of Jack Daniels and woke up in a wet bed ?

We were in Budapest on our first break away together and had been out for a coffee in the afternoon, followed by dinner where OH had had a couple of beers. We decided to go up the furnicular railway to the top of Castle Hill where there were the most lovely views and OH didn't go to the loo before we left. It was February, freezing cold and he'd drunk a lot of fluid. As we were queuing for the railway he was saying he was absolutely desparate for the loo, to the point where he could barely speak. As soon as we got into our carriage and it started moving, he whipped out a bottle from his bag and proceeded to wee in it (we were on our own in the carriage!). We were getting nearer and nearer the top and I was convinced he wasn't going to finish in time but thankfully he did and the bottle was disposed of very quickly. Was the first time I had ever seen him pee!

This but in a wicker bin... at my parents house.

What is it with guy peeing in the wrong place etc!?

My brother, while we were staying at my mum's house over Christmas, came walking into my bedroom in the middle of the night. I though immediately "oh no, this is when a bloke sleepwalks then pees" so I turned him round and kind of guided him back towards his room. At that point he p*ssed himself.

Never heard of a woman ever having incidents like these!

WTS!

When he was 17, my brother was steaming drunk and walked into my parents room and pissed all over my Mum. Still to this day, 17 years later, he cannot laugh about it.

They will argue with you though when you say "that is not the bathroom"...

Yeah H did that. he ended up having a go at me for telling him to stop peeing in the bin. Lol.

Lol love this