The top 5 people...

My top three are

1. katie price

2. kerry katona

3. christine bleakly

il have to think of 4 and 5, theres too many contenders !!

Ah yes the Bleakley woman. She may have to replace Liz Jones on my list.

- Bradley Cooper

- The "author" of 50 Shades of Grey

- Angelina Jolie

- Theresa May

- I'll come back with a 5th!

Do they have to be well known/public figures: If not

My friend's boyfriend
My old boss

Neil Lennon
Bono
Lulu

1. My Boss

2. Russell Brand

3. Lee Evans

4. Katie Price

5. David Cameron

Nope, can be anyone. Must have at least 1 famous though.

- Katie Price

- Jedward

- Chantelle Houghton

- Anyone from "The only way is Essex" (sorry to anyone who likes this programme & I don't have anything against Essex just this programme)

- Kerry Katona

Liz Jones
David Cameron
Gina Ford (Jo Frost, Jo Tantum, Annabel Karmel, Miriam Stoppard et al)
Christian Jessen

There are so many people I'd like to punch, I'm struggling to single one out for the final spot!

When I was writing my list I was slightly embarrassed by how many people I could think of. Glad I'm not the only one.

I want to add Katherine Jenkins.

Michael Winner

Tw*t face Rushdie

Christine beaknose

There are probably alot more!!!!

Piers Morgan

Jeremy Clarkson

Alan Sugar

Katie Price

Chris Moyles

There are a lot on my list:

Louis S(thhh)pence

Sharon/Miss piggy in Eastenders

Katy Price

the whole cast of Jersey Shore/Jordie shore/TOWIE

my ex boss

I could go on forever

My OH met christine bleakley the other day and said he thought she was hot ? he was most definitely on the list that day.

1. My Boss

2. My Boss

3. My Boss

4. My Boss

5. My Boss

..... guess the theme

oh yes and Katie Price!

OK, I'd like to punch:

- Jeremy Clarkson - just for being alive basically

- My work's CEO

- My MIL - for being a d!ck

- Piers Morgan - too smug by far

- Jedward - simply for existing.

1. David Beckham

2. Katie Price

3. Katherine Jenkins

4. Jedward (does that count as two?)

Haha I'll add Jeremy Clarkson to my list too. An old work colleague was his neighbour and said a bigger n*bber you will never meet.

Oo ive thought of number 4.

MICHAEL MOON ?

I would normally agree on this one but I do feel quite sorry for him in Easties this week! I would be punching Janine!

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Michael Gove

David Cameron

Pamela Gregory

David Starkey

The groom from the DTTB Vegas episode - he makes my skin crawl.

My husband's ex

My manager

Ian Beale

John terry

my husbands ex (yes I want to punch her twice)

? He deserves it.

Donald Trump

Alex Sammond

George Osborne

Geri Halliwell

Patrick Dempsey

Quite a few:

1: Vanessa Feltz

2: Jasmin Lennard

3: Julie Goodyear - Of course you played a game you stupid woman

4: Christine Bleakley

5: Frankie Boyle

I could easily name another 5.

1) Any one on Loose Women - Particularly Denise Welch!

2) Claire Sweeney

3) The 'Go Compare' man

Can't think of anyone else right now.......

1) George Galloway

2) Cliff Richard

3) Dappy from Ndubz

4) Bono

5) Ed Milliband (just annoys me, but I'm rather patial to David Milliband)

1. Gary Barlow 2. Tulisa 3. Louis Walsh 4. Nicole Scherzinger 5. All the audience (and their wa@nky facial expressions) on the X Factor. Can you spot the trend?

I like to save my energy these days so I'll just put one person on my list:

Kelvin MacKenzie.

1) the C.E.O. of the company that just made me redundant

2) "Red Ken" Livingstone

3) David Tennant -always gurning

4) Michael Moon -also always gurning,may be related to no.3

5) Blake Fielder-Civil

I'm sure there are many more people I'd like to punch in the face,but I can't think of them at the moment....

I agree with 99% of the people on this thread. Am I a hateful person? ?

No...there are just a lot of really irritating people around :-)

Piers Morgan

The other bald weasely Americas got talent judge- who is he? where did they find him? (said in a Nikki Graham BB voice)

Andrew Stone- enough said

Lorraine Pascale (model/celebrity chef) get your hair out the food and your teethy smile off my tv!

Jonathan Ross