Timmy Mallett....well I never knew that

Is he not Nick's BIL or something? ?

He gives me the heeby jeebies! Creepy looking man.

Well I thought I recalled him getting married to someone rather attractive but there's no biography on his website.

In the same way that Richard Whitely is/was pans' Uncle?

Ah, he's married, or at least he was.

and more interesting info, the one Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny dancer married Gary Barlow and the choreography was by Arleen Phillips ?

(this is all from t'interweb so it could be rubbish btw)

H flicked over to IACGMOOH and I said "Is that Timmy Mallet? He's Nick's BIL.". Cue H asking who the hell Nick was and me having to explain he's an internet weirdy who lives in my computer. He thinks I'm on here too much.

Exacterly. Of all the things to make up.......... ?

Makes me feel lucky that OH spends so much time on forums (fora?) that I know who his internet weirdy friends are and he just nods when I say "oh, that's one of the guys on Hitched".

I didn't know the story about Nick's family. Must remember, and mention often ?

? I thought that he was joking when he said it but thought why on earth would you make that up.

Anyway, I like to think it's true. ?

Well clearly Nick has been exposed as a liar.He said Timmy was a really fussy eater and he seems to be trying all sorts in the jungle.

If he's lied about this then what else has he lied about? I bet he's not even a man!

Timmy Mallett is definitely an odd little man.