Took the boy swimming today. There was a family there with a small child. The mum and dad each had a tattoo on their shoulder blade. Problem is I have a horrible creeping suspicion that the tattoos represent their private (and possibly bedroom private) names for each other.
His was Mr Tickle, hers was Little Miss Naughty. That's just something I'd rather not know about people?
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