From my little sister. She's just got back from holidays and found out we've booked the wedding and i've had a right interrogation from her. I won't recount the entire conversation, its gone on for ages but some of the highlights:
1st text i got: 'whats the colour scheme? I want a good bridesmaid dress, and are the groomsmen fit?' answered with if she'd met D then she'd realise that the answer was going to be no. The best man, bless him, is a real sweetheart but so geeky she wouldn't give him a second glance and they're all older than her (shes 18) and taken anyway. She said 'whats the point of being a bridesmaid then?!'
M 'choose your invitations carefully, it says in this wedding magazine that they're central to your theme.' me- 'surely D and I are central to our theme?' M- 'nope, its definitely the invitations. I'm hoping for a ben ten card any day now...'
M- 'hire a boat' me- 'were getting married in the countryside' M- 'get one anyway'
She's also asked if i'm getting hair extensions, acrylic nails, what colour i'm dying my hair and she wants me to wear peep toes. She's disappointed that i'm not having extensions or acrylics and that my hair is staying its natural mousy brown. Also i'm not wearing peep toes. But she's thrilled that i want to get a fish pedicure.
She's as mad as a hatter.
