Wedding night underwear for the groom!!

Lol

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I shall most certainly not be "wearing anything special" for the wedding night, it'll probably be my usual Homer Simpson, or "Beer / Burger / Bed" pyjamas.

Despite all the hype about "the wedding night", I'm quite sure that the vast majority of newlyweds, having been on their feet all day, then spending a good hour trying to prise the bride out of her dress and taking out hundreds of hairpins, are far too tired for any "lights out" shenanigans after it all - and that's assuming that neither of you have drunk too much during the day as well.

I expect most people would accept that waiting until at least the morning when you have a little more life in you is far better than bowing to pressure to "consummate on the night" in a half-hearted feeble effort just because you're "supposed to".

Erm, no thanks. I don't want it to look like my new husbands bits are trying to escape from a sieve. Renegade hairs poking out every which way. It doesn't float my boat.

If you reckon it'll work for your missus, why not try fashioning a pair out of an old string vest? Cheap to buy and will come in 'virginal white', just right for the big* reveal on your wedding night.

No need to thank me.

*or not

"usual Homer Simpson, or "Beer / Burger / Bed" pyjamas" otherwise known as 'grounds for annulment'

I'd be thoroughly disappointed if I thought my future husband was writing off our wedding night already!

Just looking for something special and a bit different. Am sure the brides give it a great deal of thought and expense!

Maybe something shiny and silky ?

I had forgotten it was half term.... trip trap....

and... euwwwwww ?

**wipes away tears of laughter**?

same lmao x

My H had new pants for the day but tbh, lace up or mesh wouldn't float my boat. Each to their own and all that!!

AJ - Don't forget that if you're staying in a hotel for one night after the wedding then you need to be (pun intended...) up and out by a certain time!! ?

Mesh?????

Lace or mesh...NO!

Silk...MAYBE!

Tight cotton (bulge hugging)....YES!

Commando....DEFINATELY!

HTH!

x

Hmmmm ok interesting comments girls.

What about Wonderjocks? They do for men what Wonderbras do for women.

Shall we say thay enhance the profile lmao ?

I thought a Wonderjock was a Scottish Super Hero.

LMAO. Actually I am scottish!

Will be wearing a kilt but thought about slipping into something more comfortable later on ?

I thought you weren't a drinker AJ?

We're not having a disco, we're having a barn dance, so I can't really comment on that type of DJ.

This so made me laugh.

I can imagine me at our wedding and somebody spills some thing.......wonderjock to the rescue....de de dede

Lmao! This has cheered me up! x

One word... genius

LMAO If it's profile enhancing your after, Gok Wan swears by Ergowear apparently!

Can you imagine unwrapping the wonderjock ? I would be contacting trading standards for false representation !

Http://www.giggleberries.co.uk/product.asp?pid=440

There are some nice ones on here ! Serious grape catchers for the discerning man ! Hope that helps ?

Actually some on there look like they are smuggling budgies !

PANTS!

No sieve pants. No silk pants. No PJ's (novelty or otherwise). Either of these will suffice:

Traditional CK's: http://www.cku.com/home/index.jsp

007's favourite: /collections/mens

Even the name of that website had me in stitchs

Lol thanks all will check out the various websites.

Have to say I just love the phrase "budgie smugglers" it is just so visual lmao

Just got the relevance of the "Troll" comment. I am genuinely getting married next year and although asked with a degree of fun I was actually keen to hear other hitchers thoughts ?

A strategically placed bow is all that is required ?

And congratulations on your upcoming nuptials!

We might need a photo then just so we can see what would suit you LMAO !!!!!!!!

In all seriousness I have just ordered these for my OH .I think they are fab ! I am walking away now as I am taking an unhealthy old lady interest in this thread when I should be reading about seat covers and flower arrangements !!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.blinginbloomers.co.uk/mensboxerorder.htm