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Spangler
Beginner September 2010

What do you call boy/girl bits?

Spangler, 6 February, 2012 at 13:33 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 30
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Breasts: Mammories, norks, bajongas, funbags

Vagina: Lady garden, frontbum, ladybits, foof, vajayjay

Boy bits: Winky, todger, baby's arm holding an apple.

GO!

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Latest activity by celticgoddess, 6 February, 2012 at 21:15
  • Mrs C
    Beginner March 2011
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    Breasts: Norks, bajongas, boobs, bubblas.

    Vagina: Ladybits *followed by a snigger*

    Boy bits: Willy

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  • Ali_G
    Beginner October 2012
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    Breasts: Boobies

    Vagina: Vajangjang

    Boy bits: Dongle

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  • (Claire)
    Beginner July 2011
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    Boobies, tatties, bajoogles, tityfalores,

    Mini, foo foo

    Boys: Willy, tail, winkle

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  • Panjita
    Beginner May 2011
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    Breasts: Boobs

    Vagina: Foof

    Boy bits: Widge

    (unless we are in a "rude" situation then I get a bit more explicit)

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  • nicnol
    Expert March 2027 Kent
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    ? Never heard it called that before!

    Breasts: Boobies, tits, breasticles

    Vagina: minnie, nooney, down below

    Boy bits: Winkle, willy, old chap

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  • nicnol
    Expert March 2027 Kent
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    Forgot that one!

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  • Spangler
    Beginner September 2010
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    This. I can't imagine anyone talking dirty to their H saying "oooh I love it when you put your winky in my foo foo" ?

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  • Spangler
    Beginner September 2010
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    Can't believe I missed that one out!

    Also - wizard's sleeve.

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  • Arquard
    Beginner May 2011
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    Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a d!ck, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest pr!ck. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your c0 ck. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back.
    ? (Monty Python's "Penis Song" for those who don't know it and just think I'm a bit odd!
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  • NewYearRose
    Beginner December 2012
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    Breasts: Tatty bojangles, boobs

    Girly bits: Vajayjay

    Boy bits: Willy

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  • Arquard
    Beginner May 2011
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    Would it make you sad to know that the best name I've ever heard for lady bits is "Flange"? ?

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  • *Mini*
    Beginner January 2012
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    Please don't call lady gardens 'mini's Books,norks,knockers,bangers. Vadge,fanny, bits,flange,chuff,noo-noo,clam. Willy,***,knob,spam javelin. These re the pg rated versions fyi.

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  • Spangler
    Beginner September 2010
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    ?

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  • *libby*
    Beginner June 2011
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    Breasts...boobs, boobies

    girls bits....mooey, fandango or just 'bits'

    boys bits....willy, winky, johnson

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  • nicnol
    Expert March 2027 Kent
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    Forgot these two!!

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  • *Mini*
    Beginner January 2012
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    Forgot to add gruff.

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  • Canary
    Beginner August 2013
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    ? I ❤️ Monty Python!

    Boobs, breastical..

    Flange, fanjitia, lady garden, fanny

    Willy

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  • Rizzo
    Beginner July 2011
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    Tits

    Fanny

    Willy

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  • Arquard
    Beginner May 2011
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    No idea if this will work properly because it's a pretty huge image...


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  • NewYearRose
    Beginner December 2012
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    Sausage wallet ?

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  • Rizzo
    Beginner July 2011
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    Are you calling me a c*nt? ?

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  • Flowmojo
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    Bajoolas, breasitcles, Bangers

    Moo

    Wanger, Todger, 'Meat'

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  • HatTrick
    Beginner September 2010
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    ?

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  • T
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    T1ts, melons, fun bags, boobies

    Flange, beef curtains, minge

    Willy, D@ck, knob

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  • *libby*
    Beginner June 2011
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    ?

    i do always snigger when i see your posts!

    Me and H both call it that but im not sure where it came from, am i the only one then?

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  • Panjita
    Beginner May 2011
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    Nerrr!!! I'm used to it after 20 years of being called it! A few of my friends call me Flange-face and it don't even occur to me what that actually means any more! lol.

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  • Vanilla Pod
    Beginner September 2011
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    Boobs

    mary

    willy

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  • AmnesiaCustard
    Beginner June 2011
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    Slightly off the topic but...

    The best charitable organisation I have ever made an application to is called "Minge's Gift"! I want them to fund me just for the sheer joy of being able to put their name in the Annual Report.

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  • celticgoddess
    Beginner March 2012
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    My eldest daughter (18) calls a vagina a mollusc. B O A K!!!!! Vaginas don't bother me, I see them every day Smiley winking

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