Why do penis' become discoloured over time?

As soon as I saw the title of this thread I thought of Russell Brand! But I don't know the answer.

Overuse?

Wait? What? They change colour??

*ponders constructing a colour chart of H's winky over the next few years*

Oh dear lord.

I wasn't expecting this thread and it took me by complete surprise!

I wasn't aware they got darker, I'm a bit intreguied now...

Like a paint shade chart? Lovely!

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Oh P, you do make me laugh sometimes!

I do know what you mean but don't know the answer unfortunately.

Hang on a minute. Is this what 50 shades of Grey was really about.....?

I did not know this.

could it be some sort of friction from boffing that makes it change colour? Evertyime you boff your willy gets a bit darker so by the time you are 70 it's like mahogany?

You never see a really old man with a wrinkly massive donger. Not that I've seen many, but you know, on telly and stuff.

I love Russell Brand. Bet his Willies well brown if its the over use theory thats right.

I did not know this. .. or that they get smaller, best make the most of it!

You could get some Dulux sample cards from B&Q as a basis for comparison. Think you may need to start with 'buff' then work your way into the more 'mossy browns'.

Whoops. Posted this before I'd fully read the thread! *gets coat*

Crying with laughter.

Must ask the MF about this. If that doesn't get him falling in love with me what will.

Crying with laughter.

Must ask the MF about this. If that doesn't get him falling in love with me what will.

This is the best thread I have ever read. FACT.

Yeh yeh VP!!

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I tried to google is, but got really dirty, rude, stupid answers. Silly me for thinking it would be helpful! Haha.

but I don't know etpither. Does make me want to look at J's and monitor but somehow I don't think he'll be up for that!!

Does circumsison have an effect?

Only you P.

Is there not a book a la 50 shades of grey, entitled "Fifty Shades of Schlong"

Its bull sh*t ----- er hang on its not that, that makes it change colour its that it dosent change colour over time - period ! err no hang on wait again.

A bit of advice though colour wise if you see a green one - dont go near it!

Do you mean that your penis hasn't changed colour over time? Are you sure?

Just showed this thread to H. It's as much news to him as it is to us! Not sure if he's faintly alarmed in fact...

My H claims he's noticed no change in his willy colour over the years!

Just a thought those that say they or their OH say there is no colour change - how old are they? I think the colour change is fairly mild if you are under thirty, it's only as Ex was apst thirty I noticed it... and as Russell Brand said it was noticeable in older men.

H is 36 and adamant he hasn't noticed anything. Not sure how much attention he's paid though. I suspect he might be watching closely from now on though! ?

I see a gap in the market here... Willy bleaching for the gentleman who doesn't want to give away his age.

Free 'hair dye' with every booking.