Winnie the Pooh wedding reading

We did. We made WTP's twin say poo over and over again for the video. I was crying with laughing.

? I love it! I particularly enjoyed the line "wherever I am, there's always Pooh"

I might put this forward for my brothers wedding. Excellent.

I would have been sorely tempted! It sounds wonderful!! In fact, I shall suggest it to my friend who has just got engaged.

quote:Originally posted by Flowery the Grouch
I've been looking for readings for a friend, and this one keeps cropping up. Did anyone actually have it at their wedding? How could you keep a straight face? Or I am I the only one that would be sniggering at poo(h), particularly sticky poo.

So wherever I am, there's always Pooh;
there's always Pooh and me.
"What would I do?" I said to Pooh,
"If it wasn't for you," and Pooh said...
"True, It isn't much fun for One,
but Two can stick together," says Pooh, says he.
"That's how it is," says Pooh.

I bet Gillian McKeith did, if someone has actually been brave enough to marry her...

LTP, that must have been hilarious. ?

H2B's cousin had this at his wedding...that first line 'Wherever I go there's always pooh' had half the congregation in fits of giggles. There's no way I would ever choose it!

The other one that i smaking me laugh at the moment is:

Extract from the The Velveteen Rabbit

'What is REAL?' asked the Rabbit one day, when they were lying side by side near the nursery fender, before Nana came to tidy the room. 'Does it mean having things that buzz inside you and a stick-out handle?' [ssssnip]

pfffft!

(there is more of it after that bit)

Nooooo, its ruined forever!!! ? I was going to have it, coz my Dad used to read it to me when I was little! ? Don't think I can now!!