Words you just can't say?

I'm studying criminological psychology as part of my degree. But don't ask me to say criminological.

For years I couldn't say orchestra.

I still say skeleton and volume in a weird way and have to make a conscious effort to say them correctly. I'm a bit of a weirdo.

I can't say Sainsbury's. It comes out as Sainsberries.

Necklace is neck lace, animals will come out as aminals.

i can't speak.

Millennium is minnellium

Squirrel.

For as long as I can remember I pronounce Morrisons as Morrinsons. Just add that extra 'N' in there. My mum still tells me off for it now!

People laugh at me when I say earrings. I've no idea why, I don't think I say it any differently to anyone else. OH calls spaghetti biscetti. The other week for dinner he told the kids we were having "biscetti bolognese" followed by "perfiteroles"

Bin-oc-le-ers =binoculars- I have to make a conscious effort to say it right

Boyo says I say caravan funny he says I spilt it into two.

I will be sure to tell him! Thanks JoJo

I can't say orientated properly without thinking about it first. It always comes out as en-tori-en-tate-ted

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I say it more like 'shure' Lan-cash-shure- norther thing perhaps?

Crisps. I always seem to whistle the 's' at end! And "Bridge Street" always ends up mushed into Bridgsheet unless I stop and pause between the two words.

Crisps. I always seem to whistle the 's' at end! And "Bridge Street" always ends up mushed into Bridgsheet unless I stop and pause between the two words. OH! And I cannot say Multi Storey Car Park. It always, always, always comes out Stulti Morey Par Cark.

Marylebone Station. It always ends up being Marley-bone.

I don't think there are any words I can't pronounce (off the top of my head), but there are plenty I don't know how to pronounce.

Brewery for me too, or naything with too many Rs and Ws! I have to say it very slowly.

i always pronounce broiche wrong too, its a long runnign joke now for my H and my mum!

H always teases me about how I say "Bottle". Unless I stop and think before I say it, it comes out as Bockle.

I say this like Johnathan Ross would.

I also cannot say regularly

Anthropomorphism.

I can't say permanent. It always ends up as pernament. In fact, a lot of words with n's and m's close together i find hard to pronounce. Phenomenon is another one i can't say, i don't even attempt it! Luckily it's not a word i need to say very often!

Handbag - I say ham bag

I am OK with nearly everything except one word that I use daily at work. It won't mean anything to anyone, except Ducky - it is the word "neurula". It has a weird combination of "y", "u" and "r"s, with a diphthong thrown in for good measure.

It should approximate nyuuu-roo-lah. The transition between the first two syllables foxes me. I tend to go for nurr-oo-lah (with no "y" sound). It makes me sound American, apparently. Because we all know they can't speak properly ?

God, I'm boring myself....

At work I frequently mention 'hypodeemic nerdles'

I think it comes from a 'It'll be Alright on the Night' type of programme where a newsreader mispronounced hypodermic needle. It runs off my tongue a lot easier than the correct words.

Abominable. Always comes out as a bomb in a bubble when I say it!!

I'm often incoherent, embarrassingly so (see addition/edition thread). However, the one word that gives me palpitations (mainly because I have to say it so much due to my silly job) is quantitative ---> ahhh even writing it is horrid!

Anaesthetist - I had loads of fun trying tell people my birth story, I ended up saying the anaesthetic man.

Anonymous and anenomes are mine and chiropractic - I always want to put "ter' on the end of chiropractic.

My MIL says:

Dressing Gownd

Mataland

Debenans

Emphysemia

I can only pronounce Waitrose if l concentrate really hard. Otherwise Mr Erin laughs hysterically and tells me l talk like a chav!

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