Your worst drunken antics

*takes a bow*

honestly there were far too many to choose from.

I already wrote about spewing into my hand on Canal st and continuing to chat politely.

On holiday at a club 18-30 my friend and I got wasted in the first bar of a pub crawl, wempulled 2 blokes and took them back to our apartment, it wasn't even 10pm. My friend was in bathroom with hers and I was in the main room. Getting down to it, I threw up on him a bit, then ran to the bathroom and managed to upchuck on friend and fella, and also on the way in there threw up a bit more into my suitcase which was open near the doorway it was never able to be properly cleaned. Sad times. The guy left a CK jacket behind which was subsequently stolen from our room. It's only now it occurs to me to wonder why he was wearing a jacket in Greece in the middle of July? Poor lad.

This weekend I got shamefully drunk in front of all OHs family. I had screaming drunken nightmares all night and OH was trying to get me to drink water, at which I was apparently telling him off for 'being mean'. I wasn't sick though, so win.

When I was about 18-20 (can't even remember), I was on a night out in Guildford. It was winter. I was wearing an ill-fitting boob tube and strapless bra which didn' really hold up much.

Wondering around the street so drunk with my friends, a police man stopped me to ask if I was ok. I said yes and why, and he pointed to my chest. I looked down and my boob tube top and strapless bra had completely slid down to my waist, and I had my boobies out. I hadn't even realised I was so drunk.

It was also very cold so at least they looked nice (nipple-wise)

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Aged 25, getting so drunk (maintain my drink was spiked I was so bad), I was snogging all my female friends, and then passed out on the road and couldn't get back up. To the point where my friends had to call my mum to collect me, aged 25, as I couldnt even stand. I still think my drink was spiked, as i have never felt like that before and apparently my eyes were rolling back in my head.

OMG another one just occured to me.

Out with my boss at the time, who I had an almighty crush on. Going out for dinner and getting so drunk. The next morning I remembered telling him the night before how when he touched me (as in just generally, not rudely, eg brushing past each other in the office) I got really *** . ahhh I can't even bring myself to write it down it was so awful. So cringeworthy - we laugh about it now though.

Going into work the next day was not good.

I got really drink on a Uni nite out. I sat outside the nightclub & boked , the bouncer brought me water & I spat it out, muttering he was trying to date rape me. I then realised I'd lost an earing in my vomit so I started looking for it, going through it with my hands...these fellas walked by & were like 'ewwww' so I started throwing my vomit at them!!! I didn't drink wine for a very very long time.

Another time, after discovering gin, I got blocked, started throwing up on bus home, slid out of the bus when door opened, jumped in my friends shower with my clothes on - I thought this was the greatest idea ever, wash myself & my clothes. OH said I was carried into friends house & looked like Alice cooper.

I rarely get drunk nowadays, maybe 4/5 times a year. Usually just have a couple in house every other wkend. I hate losing a day feeling rubbish!

When I was 17 my mate and I drunk a litre bottle of vodka between us and decided to take his mums camper van out for a spin, I was at the wheel he was responsible for changing the gears neither of us had a licence (it was about 3am so fortunately the streets and roads were empty)

I've also projectile vomited over a couple of bouncers while being escorted out a club for being too drunk (they deserved it, I did warn them to let me sit down or I was gonna spew) that's quite odd one as I'm never usually sick on booze!!

Oh dear, my cousin and her friends did this in my uncle's car! The only thing is she laughed so much she wet herself in the process!