Mrs Pumpkin

Hi, theres a male colleague at work who is a womaniser, he undresses you with his eyes etc. Last year he and I were talking and i said "excuse me whilst I go the loo", he replies "ohh can I come with...

Can you wear them? I am seeing so many lovely ones right now but I just cannot wear them. I hate the bit that goes between the big toe and the next one. I wore them when I was little so I don't know...

This really made me laugh from holy moly: "Why is it that all the people whose weddings I've been to recently have forgotten the basic deal? I buy you a present and spend a fortune on the hotel/taxis,...