Roobarb the Red Nosed Reindeer has a very shiny nose

Are there any "default" comments that you get when you can predict exactly what people are going to say to you when they find something out about you? My examples: I cycle to work and it's almost...

For Acne? and what were your experiences of it? did it clear your acne up? Thanks?

Apologies if this has been posted before. I work for ambulance control and im working 12hr shifts on the 24th, 25th and 26th. Then im back in on the 31st, 1st and 2nd. Not looking forward to it. ☹️ I...